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How should joke!
One man decided to play a trick on his mother-in which he washed down almost to death.
Taking advantage of the dear mother uchapala market, zyatek sawed a hole in the dining table, then climbed under it, stuck his head through the hole and froze in that position.
Tablecloth hanging down to the floor, and the body was not visible joker.
He also previously abundantly poured ketchup all over his durey head.
Now imagine that saw nonsensical old woman, returning home?
On the tablecloth pool of blood, and in the center of the table is lying severed head-in-law with his tongue hanging out and eyes slanted.
Teschenka screamed with such force that fell from the ceiling and the chandelier hanging crookedly dolbanula fan draws directly on the bonce.
In-law, however, does not kick in, but deafeningly roared.
Mother-in-law, heard the desperate mother's severed head, finally lost his mind and threw a guy just bought a three-liter bottle of tomato paste.
Naturally, the bank got the joker in the forehead.
Obviously, the guy bones were thick concrete slab, because the container was broken by adding landscape color.
Poor in-law lost consciousness and stayed sitting under the table, now exactly like a corpse.
Baba, howling like the jammed grinder, rushed headlong to the police station, located in the same building, on the ground floor.
At the sight of the cops who came apocalyptic spectacle became ill, and they even lost his composure, stepped back to the door.
And then the head, terrible, all covered with red clots, raised her eyelids, wildly zavraschala eyes, opened her mouth and gave a tirade:
- Mama! Yo Mama! Your mother! Mama! Mother-in-law fell into a swoon, one of the cops collapsed beside her, the second turned out to be stronger.
- You that .., that ... - he zabubnil - passport SHOW!
- SchA get out - chump hissed - and fetch, weather manenko.
Obviously, the prospect of flying in the air see the document for the head so impressed serviceman, he cried out: "Help! Vampires! "- Rushed for help.
When the separation is almost at full strength, with the service weapon at the ready to break into the apartment in-law, still covered with ketchup, caused "Ambulance".
A total joke: at Tiffany hypertensive crisis, another cop began to stammer, and the second is now always silly giggles at the sight of a bottle of ketchup,
zyatek got a few days for disorderly conduct and complete moral satisfaction. A mother-in-law once and stopped pestering idiot.
Sent gromova
Taking advantage of the dear mother uchapala market, zyatek sawed a hole in the dining table, then climbed under it, stuck his head through the hole and froze in that position.
Tablecloth hanging down to the floor, and the body was not visible joker.
He also previously abundantly poured ketchup all over his durey head.
Now imagine that saw nonsensical old woman, returning home?
On the tablecloth pool of blood, and in the center of the table is lying severed head-in-law with his tongue hanging out and eyes slanted.
Teschenka screamed with such force that fell from the ceiling and the chandelier hanging crookedly dolbanula fan draws directly on the bonce.
In-law, however, does not kick in, but deafeningly roared.
Mother-in-law, heard the desperate mother's severed head, finally lost his mind and threw a guy just bought a three-liter bottle of tomato paste.
Naturally, the bank got the joker in the forehead.
Obviously, the guy bones were thick concrete slab, because the container was broken by adding landscape color.
Poor in-law lost consciousness and stayed sitting under the table, now exactly like a corpse.
Baba, howling like the jammed grinder, rushed headlong to the police station, located in the same building, on the ground floor.
At the sight of the cops who came apocalyptic spectacle became ill, and they even lost his composure, stepped back to the door.
And then the head, terrible, all covered with red clots, raised her eyelids, wildly zavraschala eyes, opened her mouth and gave a tirade:
- Mama! Yo Mama! Your mother! Mama! Mother-in-law fell into a swoon, one of the cops collapsed beside her, the second turned out to be stronger.
- You that .., that ... - he zabubnil - passport SHOW!
- SchA get out - chump hissed - and fetch, weather manenko.
Obviously, the prospect of flying in the air see the document for the head so impressed serviceman, he cried out: "Help! Vampires! "- Rushed for help.
When the separation is almost at full strength, with the service weapon at the ready to break into the apartment in-law, still covered with ketchup, caused "Ambulance".
A total joke: at Tiffany hypertensive crisis, another cop began to stammer, and the second is now always silly giggles at the sight of a bottle of ketchup,
zyatek got a few days for disorderly conduct and complete moral satisfaction. A mother-in-law once and stopped pestering idiot.
Sent gromova
