Phone jokes.

Phone pranks, phone pranks
At three o'clock in the morning. Phone call:
Hello! You must have been asleep.
- Of course I did.
I'll call you back in the morning.

Phone prank:
Hello! Is Vasya allowed?
- No, he doesn't live here.
Dial again:
Hello! Is Vasya allowed?
- No, they told you, he doesn't live here.
Dial again:
Hello! So Vasya didn't come?
- Fuck you, fuck you!
In a few minutes:
- Hello, this is Vasya. No one called me?

Call anyone and say,
Hello! You're worried about the Morgue! We have your second cousin Kohl! Tell me your address, we'll bring the body!
- But I don't have second cousins!
- Of course not!

You call at 2-3 a.m. They're picking up. You say in a sleepy voice:
- Are you awake? Go to sleep.

Phone prank:
- Oh, where did I go?
- Where were you aiming?

You call any phone and you say,
- Hello, you have a call from the ATS. We're on fire, put the phone in the water basin now!

Phone prank. Call any phone number:
They pick up the phone: "Hello."
You say, "Hello, check in. Please knock on the cabin.
Knock.
You're like, "Now on the head."

This phone prank always works.
- Call me and say,
- Hello Dima, we're having a baby!
- It's not Dima.
- Whatever!
I recommend 2 to 5.

Prank phone 2-things:
You call on the phone and ask if there is water. They say yes. Then you start persuading me to come.
Washing (interesting excuses) Our people are kind, they agree. Then we begin to lubricate the wife, children ...
You can start with a cat or a dog and end with an elephant.
Other options: ask to wash socks, watch a football match, spend the night (like bullying).
Cockroaches, whatever you want.
It is recommended to have a telephone directory with exact addresses. Then we call the victim's neighbor and we chase him off.
We can. Then we're like, Don’t be offended by us, we are your neighbors from q.xh (I recommend that you immediately put the phone down so that the victim hears the reprimand and not you).

You call someone you know when he's not home and say,
- Hello, can Vasya be on the phone?
- He's not home.
Tell him I don’t want an abortion!

Phone prank:
Hello, do you have any of our cats?
Nope!
If you see him, please feed him a cake.
In 10-15 minutes, another person calls and says,
Hello, I'm a cat Vaska, no one was looking for me?
The result is amazing!!!

Hello!
Hello!
- Hello!
- Hello!
- How are you?
- Excellent!!!
Oh, I probably got the wrong number...

- Hello, is that 143-26-12?
- Nope.
- Then why are you picking up?

Hello! Is that number 123-45-67?
- (in a sleepy voice) Yeah.
Sorry, I got the wrong number...

There is a very good way to get in touch by phone with any most inaccessible person. You call, say, the receptionist. The secretary asks who's calling.
You're saying it like this.
Tell him your husband is calling, he knows whose!

- Is this a zoo?
Nope.
Why do donkeys pick up the phone?

Phone prank:
Call about any number (preliminary finding out the apartment number) and ask:
- Hello, is this an apartment like this?
Having received the affirmative answer, we say:
You know, you get a call from your neighbors on the floor below. Could you turn off the toilet or it's buzzing so loud...

Phone prank. You call a number where a girl lives, like Lena, and you want her out of the house.
- Hey, Lena, can I talk to you?
- Oh, she's not home!
- I know I have it, so can I?

Nice phone prank. In Mortal Kombat's movie, there's a line:
“A tournament is a chance to prove yourself. The ship sails tomorrow in Hong Kong. Be there.”
As always, we dial any number and when they pick up the phone, we turn on the TV on this phrase. It works without fail and the voice is not recognized.

If you are on the phone and silent, you can answer this:
If you like silence, call the cemetery.

Phone prank:
If you get a call and ask a girl (Masha, for example), a bass-soaked (it’s very easy to simulate) answer: “Yes, I listen.”

Subscriber:
- Hello, is that a pager?
- No, is that the operator?
How do you call the pager?

Call any number:
Hello! Could you get Major Ivanov, please?
- It's an apartment.
- I know it's not a barracks. Haven't you been searched yet?
Nope.
As soon as they arrive, let the Major call back to the station!

Call any number and say,
- Ale, hello to your parquet?
- Yes, the answer.
- Then rip off, we come to lay the asphalt for fire safety.

You call and you say,
Hello, I have a call from the TV store. Don't you need a TV?
- No! - They are confused.
- Well, then we'll be right there.
- Why?
- Behind the TV.

Phone prank.
You call, you pick up the phone and say instead of "ALE":
Dudayev Headquarters, Torture Department.
It works well - immediately hang up the phone.

Phone joke:
Hello.
- Hello, it's you from the Home Office. Do you have hot water?
Yeah.
Then wash your feet and go to bed.

Call.
- Hello, I'm sorry, where did I go?
- If it's too tight, it's in @poo...

Telphon prank:
You call someone at two o'clock in the morning and say in a sleepy voice:
- Yes, I'm listening!

You get a call and you:
- Rod.house, who do I call?

Phone prank. You call and they say,
- Hello?
- Eight...
- Hello??
- Eight...
- Eight what? ?
- What about you? ?

You:
- Hello, girl, hello.
Girl:
- Sorry, but you're in the wrong place.
- Then make yourself comfortable! .

Phone prank. You call any number and you say,
- Hello, is this Italy?
Nope!!!
Why do I have macaroni from the pipe?

Phone prank:
When you call a friend or friend, you need to change your voice a little and say in a serious, formidable tone.
Something like:
- Is that Ivanov Alexander Petrovich?
Yeah.
Moscow Criminal Investigation Department, Senior Sergeant Kuznetsov. You're in a case of embezzlement on a particularly large scale. The capture team is on duty at the front door and windows, resistance is useless. Please note that the court encourages honest confession. Despite the stupidity of the prank, and its repeated use on the same person (with a slightly different text), everyone I played like that, fell into shock and SILENED into the phone for a minute or more. And then, in a stuttering voice, they just asked the dumbest questions.

Hello! Is that a 493-23-41 phone?
- No, it's 493-23-42.
Call Vasya anyway!

Phone prank.
You call at 2 o'clock in the morning and you say in such a sweet and polite voice:
"Hello! The good offices wish you good night.”
To achieve the effect, you can repeat a couple of times.

What a joke! Call any phone, preferably at 4 a.m.
- Hello!
- Hello.
- The telephone station is speaking to you, immediately remove the plug of the phone and insert it into your ear!
Short horns, the reaction of the person who picked up the phone is clear.
in 15 minutes.
- Hello!
Well, hello, no peace.
- The telephone station is speaking to you, immediately remove the plug of the phone and insert it into your ear!
short horns, echo mat...
After 10 minutes, it is advisable to give the phone to a lady with a cute girl's voice:
- Hello!
- Hello!!!
Have you had a phone call from a phone station?
- Called!!!
- Do you want a plug in your ear?
- We told you!!!
- You can get out!

A good idea on the phone (for people with an answering machine):
Call any number from the canard, and as soon as they pick up the phone, turn on the answering machine, or if you do not have it, you begin to say: “Hello, the answering machine is talking to you, unfortunately, at the moment no one can pick up the phone ...” etc., etc. The effect is guaranteed.

Phone prank:
Choose a number from the tel. book and, holding a line with this number, address and surname in view, call.
Hello, this is a Chinese restaurant. Did you order fried bugs?
- No, no.
- And roach stews?
- No, no.
- It's a number. .. . . ?
Yeah.
- Street ....., house ..., square ...?
Yeah.
- Apartment...(such)?
Yeah.
- It says what you ordered.
This is followed by a reaction depending on the person’s sense of humor or upbringing.

Call at night.
Hello.
- Hello, is this a stadium?
Nope.
- Why underwear?

- Hello?
- Yes, I'm listening...
A: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- Fool!!! (And hang up.)
- Hmm. (And hang up too.)

One of the variants of the phone joke:
The girl calls any number and when the man picks up the phone, in a flirting voice, ask if he recognized her.
- Lena?
- No, not Lena.
- Then Natasha.
- Yes, my good one, this is Natasha. I miss you, take your toothbrush and come to me. (Include fantasy to persuade the victim to come to you.) If he agrees, then after 15 minutes you can call back and make sure that the victim is leaving or has already left. Maybe he'll come to Natasha and they'll be happy.