Notes from life SO repair laptops Bashny.Net

It will be a little bit, and the funny thing. (he chose)

Most of the stories - from his personal life, the second - from colleagues.



 - Hello! And how do you work?
 - Diligently and with dedication!
 - Oh ... I probably have not got there ...

 - Alёё! You my laptop repaired?
 - Tell me the receipt number now look at the base.
 - I do not remember where she was stuck ... Well, I brought him half an hour ago ...
 - ......... !!!

It comes a pair of Citizens, apparently father and son. Rod with a giant sistemnik.
 - Good morning - darn!
 - What's that ???
 - My computer! I called, they said that you will make.
 - Sorry, but we deal with only a laptop. We have it on the site is written in huge letters!
 - Well, you said that you will make !!!
 - We will not be able to say, as Nout we just fix it.
... (30 meters, there is an office, which is engaged on the contrary, only sistemnik)
 - Tell me, on what phone you called? Or the exact address?
 - What are you, stupid?! ???!? I'm calling you !!!
 - On what phone? Room name, please.
 - Your room number is! You Cho, a number do not know ???
 - ...

 - Hi, you can set the 3D drayvery?
 - This is what you have in mind?
 - Well, for povysheniya gertsabayt ...

From the days when the laptop has traded ...
There comes a lady ... a great lady !!! I do not fucking interested in what and how stupidly buys the most expensive laptop ($ 3,200) and goes.
Two days later breaks, smashing box door shouting - chevyblya, freaks, sold for garbage ?? I have little if not the president himself has recommended, and you Gandon ... well, etc.
We try to calm the "lady" and find out what happened ...
After her argument, she apologizes and leaves, Zaslav your (cage / guard dick they plead for brandy)
...
 - Tell me what the problem is, that does not suit?
 - I turned it on and it turns off after 3 hours, they say, the battery ran down!
 - And?
 - What "I" ??? I have my mobile, once a week I charge !!!
 - ...

Druzhban, who all his life cars, I bought a new laptop.
Two days later, he calls and blogged:
 - Lech, Che, he became squeak like a prostitute?
 - In the sense?
 - Well pischschit until the sound is not muted ...
 - A four-thread you done to him?
 - Well ... I saw a little hole in the hull, and next - a screwdriver drawn ...
 - This is not a screwdriver, a microphone icon. There's a microphone.
 - Shit ... So I wonder screwdriver stuck there ...

 - You sold a defective laptop unto me !!!
 - ??
 - Do nego letters slowly pressed !!!

 - I bought the vas noutbuk and to spare, refused to guarantee. And it suddenly something broke. Otremontriruyte me free, I'm not thinking that it something breaks ...
 - Rukalitso!

 - I have a computer mouse across the screen just like fucking jump !!!
 - And what is a computer?
 - Yes, dick knows ...
 - A mouse?
 - Such, on which you can thumb, but you can drive by a dick ...
 - Maybe you should take it all and bring to a service center, so we looked ...

 - Ale, I bought a laptop. Includes - there are 3 buttons, or direct them to click system so stick ??
 - Brrr ... What the? What system? Where poke?
 - Oh you ...

 - Tell me, how much you give guarantee for b / Laptops?
 - Depending on the model, but generally 3 months.
 - Yes, I already bought, and he has broken, that would like to include a guarantee.
 - Well, look at the garantiynike as written there.
 - And I do not garantiyki.
 - What is not? We always give! And if you lose, you can break through at the base - no question.
 - No. Where to buy, one for the phone does not fit that day. I thought maybe you warranty will repair ...
 - .... !!!

 - Hello. I need a memory module in the laptop upgrade.
 - What type of memory, how much?
 - And here. (and remove the battery from the pocket)
 - And what then?
 - Well, like what? Do not remember the charge finally !!!

 - You b / laptops have?
 - There!
 - I need to work.
 - What are the criteria?
 - Well, the main thing that the screen is not less than 19 & quot;

 - Ale, I bought you a year ago, a laptop. He did not need me. Return the money!

 - I need a laptop so you can text typed.
 - What are the requirements?
 - Requirements ... umm ... well ... no memory of memory ... ... and that's all.

And this citizen, took exactly! Though positive, but zadolbal fuck!
Nevertheless, he put a fat umumdrilsya positive point:
 - Ale, I have just called, once again your address and I wrote, and I can not read ...

For 10 years, 7 years, we are sitting in the same place ...
 - Good morning! You b / laptops have?
 - There!
 - Where do you work today?

 - Ale! Connect me with notebooks !!!
 - Piiiiiii, bzzzdzzzzhzhzhzhzhbzzzzz ...

 - Hello, you are selling used / Laptops?
 - Yes.
 - I need a new one, but b / y ...

 - Good morning! And you b / Laptops cheap?
 - Yes!
 - And you can see them, or give money - you get the box and all ...

 - And sho, though you cheap laptops?
 - Yes!
 - I would be cheaper, but better, and I am from Kharkov ...

 - Do you have a battery for Toshiba?
 - For what kind of model?
 - Uh ... umm ... but in general it is Dell!

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