38 Differences Between Cell Phone and Wife

1. Choosing a cell phone is an excruciating, time-consuming and creative process, while the wife appears quite spontaneously.

2. The rules for using a cell phone are described in detail in the instructions, while the rules for using a wife cannot be reduced to any rule or pattern.

3. The behavior of the wife is illogical, the cell phone is completely predictable.

4. The cell phone can always set the volume level, the wife adjusts her volume herself.

5. The wife eats a lot, while the 10 volt power supply cell phone "pit of the stomach" can not be.

6. A cell phone case can be bought only one, cheaper and simpler, the wife needs unreasonably many clothes.

7. With a cell phone, unlike your wife, you don't have to go shopping.

8. Cell phone does not make you wash dishes and take out garbage. He trusts his owner the right to choose the time of these procedures.

9. Cell phone can show the time, date, it has a calculator and currency converter, the wife can only show a combination of three fingers.

10. One feeding (charge) cell phone is enough for 3-4 days, the wife needs to charge 3-4 times a day.

11. Cell phone is backlit, wife in the dark is not visible.

12. A cell phone will never be offended if you purchase another cell phone.

13. Cell phone has nothing against football and beer.

14. Cell phones don’t have to give gifts for New Year’s Day or birthday.

15. Cell phone will never offend the owner and will not walk with a sour mine.



16. A cell phone never hints at you serving him coffee in bed.

17. Cell phones will not show off on March 8.

18. The cell phone doesn't gossip with other cell phones.

19. Cell phone does not buy fashion magazines, Russian detectives and embroidery books.

20. Cell phone can always change the front panel, for his wife this operation will be very expensive.

21. A cell phone never wrinkles when you see your socks standing in the corner.

22. The cell phone doesn't swear at your snoring, and the wife whistles, pushes and keeps you awake all night.

23. A cell phone never tries to catch you with another cell phone in bed.

24. His classmate will never visit his cell phone on vacation for a couple of years.

25. Cell phones never begin to bargain with other cell phones on the market.

26. Cell phone can call back and call back, the wife never calls back.

27. A cell phone will never have screaming and crying children, and a wife will sometimes appear.

28. The cell phone doesn't ask you to take it to Greece for the new year.

29. A cell phone does not have a mother who knows everything and teaches the owner of this cell phone to live.

30. A cell phone cannot have a lover, a wife can.

31. Cell phone is completely indifferent to trips to the theater and restaurants, his wife constantly asks to bring her to society.

32. You can order pizza on a cell phone, but not on your wife.

33. A cell phone will never require the tree to be removed on the 1st of May.

34. Cell phone is perfect without expensive cosmetics.

35. A cell phone is never offended by the fact that you give it little time.

36. No additional gold or silver jewelry is required.

37. A cell phone can always be sold, a wife can't.

38. The cell phone, if desired, can always be turned off for any unlimited time.