Pick-up call

Call. She answers the phone, zhevaya gum and blowing bubbles ...
 -Allou ...
 Marino, hello.
 -Hey, Ales.
 -Can Meet, Sedna. chocolates, champagne, everything ...
 -No, I sleep really want to Sedna padrugoy shopping Mata, then a manicure, a pedicure, a dress bought soooo ... you know, a rose ...
 -So Can you show? Can'll pick all the same eh?
 -Neee ...
 Well okay
 she casually hangs up, munching gum.

Call. She answers the phone, zhevaya gum and blowing bubbles ...
 -Allouu ...
 -Masha?
 -Marina.
 -Who?
 -Marina.
 -Huyase.
 -What?
 -Hu Th-se.
 -Pridurok.
 She hangs up loud.
 Pause for 3 minutes. Call. She answers the phone, zhevaya gum and blowing bubbles ...
 -Allouu ...
 -Marina?
 -Marina. And who is this?
 -It Pavlik.
 -What Pavlik?
 -Morozov.
 -Where We met, I do not really remember.
 -I Gave those papanku.
 -Who?
 -Papanku. He hid the bags of flour from the requisition.
 -What?
 -Hu Th-se.
 -Pridurok!
 She angrily throws the phone.

Pause for 3 minutes.
 Call. She answers the phone, zhevaya gum and blowing bubbles ...
 -Allou ...
 -Anna?
 -What Else Anna? ..
 -Karenina.
 -What Karenina?
 -What Is Marina?
 Yes, Marina, who is it?
 -Dobrozhelatel. Give Ana, that a train did not climb. They're still late.
 -What?
 -Hu-I-lo!
 -Mudak, Call again, fucking you will be bad, okay?
 Not waiting for an answer, the girl, red as a tomato, rolls up the phone.

Pause for 3 minutes.
 Call. She answers the phone, not zhevaya gum and blowing bubbles ...
 -Mudak, I'm told, I do not call, pidaras!
 -Marina?
 -Oh, Yes ...
 You're what's this?
 Yes here one moron nazvanivaet ...
 -AA, Okay. Rodion Say, did not take an ax to
 -How Rodion?
 -Raskolnikovu.
 -And Who is this anyway?
 -Alena Ivanovna.
 -What?
 -Hu-I-lo!
 -Moody, Jam, a freak. You fucking fuck fuck Alter go get it?
 -Marina?
 -Huina!
 The girl in an incredible fury with a wild crash throws the phone.
 Pause for 3 minutes.
 Call. She answers the phone, not zhevaya gum and blowing bubbles ...
 - (Very) Ale!
 -Huina?
 The handset is already on televone.

Pause for 3 minutes.
 Call. She answers the phone, not zhevaya gum and blowing bubbles ...
 Yeah! (Ready to hang up)
 -Marinochka?
 -Oh, Alexis, I'm so glad it was you ...
 -You Some Agitated can still meet? By shampusika, it becomes easier. And tell me ...
 Yes, Alyosha, come.
 She hangs up, wiping the sweat and exhaling.

Alyosha gives 20ku other.
 -Thank you. And it really was not thinking poebus Sedna.
 Yes nezachto. Always happy to help. Hi there it is passed. From the well-wisher =)

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