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Anecdotes 2
A young woman goes to a psychologist and says:
Doctor, when I’m in a room with a man, I’m always drawn to having sex with him. What is this phenomenon called?
Doctor, unbuttoning:
This phenomenon is called a successful meeting!
- Hey, bartender, pour me a glass of cognac!
- Which one?
- That five-star one over there.
The bartender pours. The visitor drinks and falls dead. The bartender draws a sixth star on the label.
A woman comes to the pharmacy. Sees, and there "Tampax" 1.50 rubles. pack and asks:
What’s the fun of it being so cheap?
No strings, the salesman replies.
If you want to change your gait, don’t drink tea, drink vodka.
A Russian and a Jew walk in the desert. The Russian has nothing to do, so he tells anecdotes about the Jews. In the end, the Jew could not stand it, crying and begging the Russian:
Don’t tell any more jokes about Jews.
Vanya took pity:
- Okay," he says, "I won't.
Five minutes pass in complete silence. Then the Russian tongue combed again:
- Let me tell you a joke.
- Not the Jews!
- Well, not about them, not about them. There are two Negroes going through the desert, Moishe and Isaac.
A man comes to a lingerie store and asks:
- Give me panties for the girl.
Seller:
- Which one?
- He's in eighth grade.
- Please specify.
- The eighth "b."
