A young woman comes to the psychologist and says:
- Doctor, when I'm in a room with a man alone, I always pulls sex with him. What do you call such a phenomenon?
Doctor, unbuttoning his belt:
- This phenomenon is called a successful meeting!
- Hey, bartender, pour-ka me a glass of brandy!
- Get out of the five-star.
The bartender pours. Visitor drinks - and falls dead. The bartender draws on the label of the sixth star.
There comes a woman in a drugstore. He sees it as "Tampax" 1, 50 rubles. pack, and asks:
- What's funny that they are cheap?
- Without the threads - the seller is responsible.
Want to change the walk - do not drink tea, drink vodka
Go through the desert and the Russian Jew. Russian nothing to do, so he from melancholy jokes about Jews says. In the end, a Jew could not stand it, wept and asked Russian:
- Ivan, do not tell jokes about Jews over.
Vanya took pity:
- Well, - he says - I will not.
Five minutes pass in silence. Then again I itched from the Russian language:
- Let's anecdote to tell.
- But not about the Jews!
- Well, okay, not about them, not about them so. Go, then, in the desert, two Negro - Moshe and Isaac ...
There comes a man in a lingerie store and asks:
- Give me a girl panties on.
- On what?
- The eighth grade student.
- Check, please.
- The eighth "b".