Beavis and Butthead do site

- Hey cormorant, I came up to us to make beer!
 - And?
 - Create a website!
 - Cho?
 - Well, a page on the internet. Hang on her advertising and Zagreb dough nemeryannom!
 - Really? And about that page?
 - I do not know any jokes ...
 - Cho?
 - The site which will include fun. erotic and all bullshit.
 -?!
 - Blah, fun, sensuality ... to think quickly, stupid!
 - A-ah. A cho, we have a lot of tricks?
 - Yes, it does not matter you look at us - from other sites, you can take, it is just what each other all steal. "Super fun", heh.
 - And you do something web-sites know how?
 - A little bit ... We need a professional website in PHP - so more dough Zagreb
 - And where we post this page? Wait, I said cool site here, just a page in an Internet post ... the crowd pv chtol or ...
 - The people, the ram. Narod.ru. Excellent service, but not for us, unfortunately. Do not ask why - broke three times to explain. In the general case. I'll take care of the technical part, but you'll be a designer. I draw pictures.
 - Dude, three ways of drawing on me was in school. And what a stretch - lucky that the nonsense about black square vseobёmnost teacher took at face value.
 - I do not care! All the same, the computer will draw
 -?!
 - To learn to not be afraid

*** Two days later ***

 - Yo, Cormorant! I nadybal free engine! Now it will be easier!
 - Do not you sold the penny?
 - U-yy, a nerd, I'm talking about the site
 - You have not forgotten about him? Normally the same yesterday sat ...
 - We get rich! Now I put the engine ... Make me some tea.
 - On the forehead you can do.
 - Sinister!

*** Three hours later ***

 - Mlyatsky engine! What's Krivorukov disabled person wrote it ?! Yes, even those on the forum - I show them a glitch, the engine is not actually working, and they answer me as an institution "search"!
 - Well, use search or something ...
 - What for?
 - Well, as an option - to find a solution to your problem
 - You think someone has already found the bug to me? I do not believe ...
 - Morons think itself if you are told to use the search, you should use it.
 - Hmm

*** ***
Another hour
 - Uh, put ... In short, it is necessary to make Wait beautiful. Do this, this and this. I still drove to the market, buy a CD with our first Varese. When I come, at least draw the logo.
 - Are you sure this artwork to a super-duper-mega sites do in Paint?
 - So we have nothing else, and no ... Yes, Ian, ride. We're not super-duper-mega-site is needed. You can simply super ... more than two or three thousand visitors a day do not have to ...

*** ***
A day
 - And ?! Within 24 hours you have written in red letters on a green background, "Will you come again and stay forever"?!
 - Well, I have four spots sprayed ...
 - Zashibis! Damn, NAV, we cram lines, quires approx.

*** Three days ***

 - So today is a great day! We are open!
 - Baltic oud can be opened?
 - Early, at 18:00 open ...
 - It is already 18:02
 - Do not understand?! A cho website is not furychit?
 - Oh, just someone here will definitely Krivorukov!
* opening the bottle on the table *
 - Oh, thank God, corrected. I go to the forum they'll let you know about it.

*** Two days later, two ***

 - No, what are you sitting? Add news, jokes ...
 - And the point? We have two visits per day - guess who ...
 - Well, it's just the beginning! After a month or two will be a lot better!
 - And in the forum we crap ...
* Went to watch the forum *
 - Template creators ... blunt-downs ...
 - Yeah
 - Yes, they understand something! Sami then I suppose this is not like it there. In general, not mayrosofte work!
 - Shorter. You know how, but my beer and so lacking, with no sites ...
 - Well, then the hell with it!
 - To substitute the glass, let's drink to that!

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