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Beavis and Butthead do site
- Hey cormorant, I came up to us to make beer!
- And?
- Create a website!
- Cho?
- Well, a page on the internet. Hang on her advertising and Zagreb dough nemeryannom!
- Really? And about that page?
- I do not know any jokes ...
- Cho?
- The site which will include fun. erotic and all bullshit.
-?!
- Blah, fun, sensuality ... to think quickly, stupid!
- A-ah. A cho, we have a lot of tricks?
- Yes, it does not matter you look at us - from other sites, you can take, it is just what each other all steal. "Super fun", heh.
- And you do something web-sites know how?
- A little bit ... We need a professional website in PHP - so more dough Zagreb
- And where we post this page? Wait, I said cool site here, just a page in an Internet post ... the crowd pv chtol or ...
- The people, the ram. Narod.ru. Excellent service, but not for us, unfortunately. Do not ask why - broke three times to explain. In the general case. I'll take care of the technical part, but you'll be a designer. I draw pictures.
- Dude, three ways of drawing on me was in school. And what a stretch - lucky that the nonsense about black square vseobёmnost teacher took at face value.
- I do not care! All the same, the computer will draw
-?!
- To learn to not be afraid
*** Two days later ***
- Yo, Cormorant! I nadybal free engine! Now it will be easier!
- Do not you sold the penny?
- U-yy, a nerd, I'm talking about the site
- You have not forgotten about him? Normally the same yesterday sat ...
- We get rich! Now I put the engine ... Make me some tea.
- On the forehead you can do.
- Sinister!
*** Three hours later ***
- Mlyatsky engine! What's Krivorukov disabled person wrote it ?! Yes, even those on the forum - I show them a glitch, the engine is not actually working, and they answer me as an institution "search"!
- Well, use search or something ...
- What for?
- Well, as an option - to find a solution to your problem
- You think someone has already found the bug to me? I do not believe ...
- Morons think itself if you are told to use the search, you should use it.
- Hmm
*** ***
Another hour
- Uh, put ... In short, it is necessary to make Wait beautiful. Do this, this and this. I still drove to the market, buy a CD with our first Varese. When I come, at least draw the logo.
- Are you sure this artwork to a super-duper-mega sites do in Paint?
- So we have nothing else, and no ... Yes, Ian, ride. We're not super-duper-mega-site is needed. You can simply super ... more than two or three thousand visitors a day do not have to ...
*** ***
A day
- And ?! Within 24 hours you have written in red letters on a green background, "Will you come again and stay forever"?!
- Well, I have four spots sprayed ...
- Zashibis! Damn, NAV, we cram lines, quires approx.
*** Three days ***
- So today is a great day! We are open!
- Baltic oud can be opened?
- Early, at 18:00 open ...
- It is already 18:02
- Do not understand?! A cho website is not furychit?
- Oh, just someone here will definitely Krivorukov!
* opening the bottle on the table *
- Oh, thank God, corrected. I go to the forum they'll let you know about it.
*** Two days later, two ***
- No, what are you sitting? Add news, jokes ...
- And the point? We have two visits per day - guess who ...
- Well, it's just the beginning! After a month or two will be a lot better!
- And in the forum we crap ...
* Went to watch the forum *
- Template creators ... blunt-downs ...
- Yeah
- Yes, they understand something! Sami then I suppose this is not like it there. In general, not mayrosofte work!
- Shorter. You know how, but my beer and so lacking, with no sites ...
- Well, then the hell with it!
- To substitute the glass, let's drink to that!
- And?
- Create a website!
- Cho?
- Well, a page on the internet. Hang on her advertising and Zagreb dough nemeryannom!
- Really? And about that page?
- I do not know any jokes ...
- Cho?
- The site which will include fun. erotic and all bullshit.
-?!
- Blah, fun, sensuality ... to think quickly, stupid!
- A-ah. A cho, we have a lot of tricks?
- Yes, it does not matter you look at us - from other sites, you can take, it is just what each other all steal. "Super fun", heh.
- And you do something web-sites know how?
- A little bit ... We need a professional website in PHP - so more dough Zagreb
- And where we post this page? Wait, I said cool site here, just a page in an Internet post ... the crowd pv chtol or ...
- The people, the ram. Narod.ru. Excellent service, but not for us, unfortunately. Do not ask why - broke three times to explain. In the general case. I'll take care of the technical part, but you'll be a designer. I draw pictures.
- Dude, three ways of drawing on me was in school. And what a stretch - lucky that the nonsense about black square vseobёmnost teacher took at face value.
- I do not care! All the same, the computer will draw
-?!
- To learn to not be afraid
*** Two days later ***
- Yo, Cormorant! I nadybal free engine! Now it will be easier!
- Do not you sold the penny?
- U-yy, a nerd, I'm talking about the site
- You have not forgotten about him? Normally the same yesterday sat ...
- We get rich! Now I put the engine ... Make me some tea.
- On the forehead you can do.
- Sinister!
*** Three hours later ***
- Mlyatsky engine! What's Krivorukov disabled person wrote it ?! Yes, even those on the forum - I show them a glitch, the engine is not actually working, and they answer me as an institution "search"!
- Well, use search or something ...
- What for?
- Well, as an option - to find a solution to your problem
- You think someone has already found the bug to me? I do not believe ...
- Morons think itself if you are told to use the search, you should use it.
- Hmm
*** ***
Another hour
- Uh, put ... In short, it is necessary to make Wait beautiful. Do this, this and this. I still drove to the market, buy a CD with our first Varese. When I come, at least draw the logo.
- Are you sure this artwork to a super-duper-mega sites do in Paint?
- So we have nothing else, and no ... Yes, Ian, ride. We're not super-duper-mega-site is needed. You can simply super ... more than two or three thousand visitors a day do not have to ...
*** ***
A day
- And ?! Within 24 hours you have written in red letters on a green background, "Will you come again and stay forever"?!
- Well, I have four spots sprayed ...
- Zashibis! Damn, NAV, we cram lines, quires approx.
*** Three days ***
- So today is a great day! We are open!
- Baltic oud can be opened?
- Early, at 18:00 open ...
- It is already 18:02
- Do not understand?! A cho website is not furychit?
- Oh, just someone here will definitely Krivorukov!
* opening the bottle on the table *
- Oh, thank God, corrected. I go to the forum they'll let you know about it.
*** Two days later, two ***
- No, what are you sitting? Add news, jokes ...
- And the point? We have two visits per day - guess who ...
- Well, it's just the beginning! After a month or two will be a lot better!
- And in the forum we crap ...
* Went to watch the forum *
- Template creators ... blunt-downs ...
- Yeah
- Yes, they understand something! Sami then I suppose this is not like it there. In general, not mayrosofte work!
- Shorter. You know how, but my beer and so lacking, with no sites ...
- Well, then the hell with it!
- To substitute the glass, let's drink to that!
