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Programmers speak their own language
This square piece of CPU with a propeller. Flight characteristics are specified.
INTEL - a plant in Ireland proivodstva propellers and engines.
SAMSUNG - the world's first personal computer. The name came about when Bill Gates has called in the hearts of Steve Jobs Sung.
MICROSOFT - something very big, just huge and terribly hard. There is an assumption that this is television.
OPERATING SYSTEM - the computer, as is known, was invented to him something written. Here is what is written in it, and called OS
NETSCAPE - one of t. N. navigators. There are Norton Navigator, and Disk Navigator.
NAVIGATOR - the device for setting the overall course.
General course - is where we all go.
And where are we going? - Now well established that we go forward.
A CTO us to send? - Gates, in his book «A Road Ahead»
E-mail - the latest invention of nuclear physicists. Russian and American scientists have managed to make the electrons deliver mail.
LOTUS - the one who prepares the cc: Mail 7.0
CC: MAIL 7.0 - that prepares Lotus. When the cook - learn if he will not forget to tell us.
Information technology - as you know, people are able to transmit information. But it can be transmitted in different ways. You can transmit information in a whisper, shout, murmur, wheezing, panting, inhuman gaze, gestures, and so idiotic. D. That's just the way we pass it, and called Ivan T.
CYRIX - square like CPU, just a little bit more.
CORBA - distorted name of a popular movie with S. Stallone.
WWW - a unique phenomenon in the world of insects. Spiders to lure a fly into the network, draw pretty pictures and write texts in HTML.
HTML - it's when someone wants to highlight a line of text, he wrote about it, and then includes a navigator, it opens up the text, and looks pleased.
Floppy disks - is a box, very similar to the processor, but without the propeller.
VIRUS - freeware, which, however, nothing doing. For free.
Personal computer - this is such a terrible black hole, which can easily swallow a man. At first it fall through money, then - time, and then - the owner of the money and time.
Manicure - a device, which is a cathode ray tube in a plastic case and serves to display the video signal from the computer video card.
INFORMATION - a better name - "useless information". The sequence of bits in groups of eight pieces.
HARD DRIVE - unreliable electronic device. Very quickly clogged with unnecessary information because of its unique ability to attract the judges. Shoe JD is much more labor-intensive and time-consuming than writing it unnecessary information.
MONITOR - a word borrowed from French. It means a very small purse.
BLOCK SYSTEM - an operation that precedes the shock to the system. The user is known to be the first hit, so all modern operating systems designed using the technology "block - strike", which allows to hit back.
Handbag - from the English. ready cool - ready to cool. It means nothing to computers and has nothing to do.
Psychology - file on a web-server with a list of mentally ill people who connect to this server.
Antivirus - a program that displays a list of all the files in one place very quickly, so you do not have time to read.
DATABASE - base, which go in the fall students and professors to harvest data.
JAVA - one of the few drinks that allowed programmers to use during working hours, as opposed to beer, which they use instead.
JAVA - Moscow cigarettes manufactured under license from Sun Microsystems.
WINDOWS - we, however, do not see, but, according to the familiar fidoshnika is an awful thing, somehow related to computers. Probably something like cooked onions.
PAYMENT - 1) Money, which have to leave; 2) a small rectangle that is stuck inside the computer, after which the latter stops working.
1-2-3 - calculator program that allows you to count to three, and then get a taxi home.
OS / 2, - Gerstner law, according to which every operating system on the disk takes one second part of the volume of the next version of the same system.
MMX - special extensions of the processor. The processor with MMX, typically 2-3 mm wider than usual.
Corporate users - sorry, zatyukali creature who has no right to choose their own computer and software for it.
Modem - modulator demodulator. It is a wonderful device that can take any number of the module, and then restored to its original value.
TIP - a little trick-board. It is very, very little trick. Such as, for example, to tell my grandmother that eating one serving of ice cream, when in fact ate sixty four.
COMPATIBLE - nesovestimy. C. means the total incompatibility of the device or to another program or with a class of other devices (programs). For example, if you see on the box label «Microsoft Windows 95 compatible», you know that what in this box in any case can not be put next to the box, painted a cloudy sky that is in your closet.
DNS - a system which gives the names. As we know from the history of mankind, many peoples have long been made to give the names of newborns for easy access to them. The system, which was used by the people, was imperfect. The newborn is usually called his grandfather. Thus, if the grandfather did not die at the time of the birth of his grandson, there is a risk of duplication. In addition, the system is not the intended use of passwords. Life expectancy has increased since then, and humanity was forced to invent a new system. Now everything is much easier. Every person has a name, suffix, and a password. And all this thanks to the DNS (Davaj Name Skoree).
Optical fiber - fiber, which is sold in bulk. A special kind of fiber, which is more profitable wholesale rather than retail. That is, fiber which quickly sold wholesale. And messing around, retailing - is long and tedious.
INTEL - a plant in Ireland proivodstva propellers and engines.
SAMSUNG - the world's first personal computer. The name came about when Bill Gates has called in the hearts of Steve Jobs Sung.
MICROSOFT - something very big, just huge and terribly hard. There is an assumption that this is television.
OPERATING SYSTEM - the computer, as is known, was invented to him something written. Here is what is written in it, and called OS
NETSCAPE - one of t. N. navigators. There are Norton Navigator, and Disk Navigator.
NAVIGATOR - the device for setting the overall course.
General course - is where we all go.
And where are we going? - Now well established that we go forward.
A CTO us to send? - Gates, in his book «A Road Ahead»
E-mail - the latest invention of nuclear physicists. Russian and American scientists have managed to make the electrons deliver mail.
LOTUS - the one who prepares the cc: Mail 7.0
CC: MAIL 7.0 - that prepares Lotus. When the cook - learn if he will not forget to tell us.
Information technology - as you know, people are able to transmit information. But it can be transmitted in different ways. You can transmit information in a whisper, shout, murmur, wheezing, panting, inhuman gaze, gestures, and so idiotic. D. That's just the way we pass it, and called Ivan T.
CYRIX - square like CPU, just a little bit more.
CORBA - distorted name of a popular movie with S. Stallone.
WWW - a unique phenomenon in the world of insects. Spiders to lure a fly into the network, draw pretty pictures and write texts in HTML.
HTML - it's when someone wants to highlight a line of text, he wrote about it, and then includes a navigator, it opens up the text, and looks pleased.
Floppy disks - is a box, very similar to the processor, but without the propeller.
VIRUS - freeware, which, however, nothing doing. For free.
Personal computer - this is such a terrible black hole, which can easily swallow a man. At first it fall through money, then - time, and then - the owner of the money and time.
Manicure - a device, which is a cathode ray tube in a plastic case and serves to display the video signal from the computer video card.
INFORMATION - a better name - "useless information". The sequence of bits in groups of eight pieces.
HARD DRIVE - unreliable electronic device. Very quickly clogged with unnecessary information because of its unique ability to attract the judges. Shoe JD is much more labor-intensive and time-consuming than writing it unnecessary information.
MONITOR - a word borrowed from French. It means a very small purse.
BLOCK SYSTEM - an operation that precedes the shock to the system. The user is known to be the first hit, so all modern operating systems designed using the technology "block - strike", which allows to hit back.
Handbag - from the English. ready cool - ready to cool. It means nothing to computers and has nothing to do.
Psychology - file on a web-server with a list of mentally ill people who connect to this server.
Antivirus - a program that displays a list of all the files in one place very quickly, so you do not have time to read.
DATABASE - base, which go in the fall students and professors to harvest data.
JAVA - one of the few drinks that allowed programmers to use during working hours, as opposed to beer, which they use instead.
JAVA - Moscow cigarettes manufactured under license from Sun Microsystems.
WINDOWS - we, however, do not see, but, according to the familiar fidoshnika is an awful thing, somehow related to computers. Probably something like cooked onions.
PAYMENT - 1) Money, which have to leave; 2) a small rectangle that is stuck inside the computer, after which the latter stops working.
1-2-3 - calculator program that allows you to count to three, and then get a taxi home.
OS / 2, - Gerstner law, according to which every operating system on the disk takes one second part of the volume of the next version of the same system.
MMX - special extensions of the processor. The processor with MMX, typically 2-3 mm wider than usual.
Corporate users - sorry, zatyukali creature who has no right to choose their own computer and software for it.
Modem - modulator demodulator. It is a wonderful device that can take any number of the module, and then restored to its original value.
TIP - a little trick-board. It is very, very little trick. Such as, for example, to tell my grandmother that eating one serving of ice cream, when in fact ate sixty four.
COMPATIBLE - nesovestimy. C. means the total incompatibility of the device or to another program or with a class of other devices (programs). For example, if you see on the box label «Microsoft Windows 95 compatible», you know that what in this box in any case can not be put next to the box, painted a cloudy sky that is in your closet.
DNS - a system which gives the names. As we know from the history of mankind, many peoples have long been made to give the names of newborns for easy access to them. The system, which was used by the people, was imperfect. The newborn is usually called his grandfather. Thus, if the grandfather did not die at the time of the birth of his grandson, there is a risk of duplication. In addition, the system is not the intended use of passwords. Life expectancy has increased since then, and humanity was forced to invent a new system. Now everything is much easier. Every person has a name, suffix, and a password. And all this thanks to the DNS (Davaj Name Skoree).
Optical fiber - fiber, which is sold in bulk. A special kind of fiber, which is more profitable wholesale rather than retail. That is, fiber which quickly sold wholesale. And messing around, retailing - is long and tedious.
