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US programmers for programmers Russian
What do foreign colleagues about our programmers:
Russian programmers never read manuals and rarely use online help - they easily understand the new program, because they have already tried all the programs of this kind.
Russian programmers never pay for software. They either buy or krekayut his wonderful CD (did not translate - so prettier) for $ 5 with a bunch of software. In every major city in Russia.
Russian programmers always use the latest developments in the software - the latest version of the best programs - because they do not have to pay for them.
Russian programmers are very experienced in hardware. They will disassemble your computer and build it back in a few minutes. They remember the jumpers on most motherboards, hard drives and other devices. They never forget what interrupts and memory addresses are currently in use in their computer.
Russian programmers keep upgrading your computer as long as there are no more available interrupts, no room for additional memory, or there will be no free slots. If they can not continue to upgrade your computer, they buy another one and connect the two mesh.
Russian programmers program on all levels, and processor codes, table of which they are constantly on the desktop. They remember by heart the list of functions of interrupt 21h.
Russian programmers remember the whole layout of English and Russian keyboard. You can ask the middle of the night what key is between A and L, you'll be surprised by the answer: "Which of the seven called?»
Russian programmers hate Microsoft and maykrosoftovskih program, but use them.
Russian programmers prefer Borland, while Microsoft compilers only installs from the fact that they have a good help for the Windows API.
Russian programmers on the Internet feel very comfortable. They prefer to always be online, if only because that could something urgently needed.
Russian programmers are always in the mood poprogrammirovat.
There are two kinds of Russian programmers - the first hate Windows and program under Unix, the other hate Windows and program for them. Makintoshevskie programmers - not real programmers - they more suitable name - "nick».
Russian programmers disliked "encode" someone else's idea. Each program is written personally.
Russian programmers always have a copy of Doom, Duke Nukem and Quake on their hard drive. They can play all night on the grid in Deathmatch.
Russian programmers never use joystick. Keyboard - that's the main weapon.
Russian programmers never surrender. They can catch bugs in their programs forgetting about sleep and food.
The wives of Russian programmers are unhappy because they have not paid attention until the house has at least one computer.
Russian programmers are underpaid. But there is no amount in the world, able to appease their desires.
Chiefs do not like Russian programmers. And who loves nerd who knows everything?
Russian programmers do not like to use the templates. Their programs - is individually written works with a great deal of improvisation. Moreover, the Russian programmer tries in all, to quickly launch the program and see it in operation.
Russian programmers never read manuals and rarely use online help - they easily understand the new program, because they have already tried all the programs of this kind.
Russian programmers never pay for software. They either buy or krekayut his wonderful CD (did not translate - so prettier) for $ 5 with a bunch of software. In every major city in Russia.
Russian programmers always use the latest developments in the software - the latest version of the best programs - because they do not have to pay for them.
Russian programmers are very experienced in hardware. They will disassemble your computer and build it back in a few minutes. They remember the jumpers on most motherboards, hard drives and other devices. They never forget what interrupts and memory addresses are currently in use in their computer.
Russian programmers keep upgrading your computer as long as there are no more available interrupts, no room for additional memory, or there will be no free slots. If they can not continue to upgrade your computer, they buy another one and connect the two mesh.
Russian programmers program on all levels, and processor codes, table of which they are constantly on the desktop. They remember by heart the list of functions of interrupt 21h.
Russian programmers remember the whole layout of English and Russian keyboard. You can ask the middle of the night what key is between A and L, you'll be surprised by the answer: "Which of the seven called?»
Russian programmers hate Microsoft and maykrosoftovskih program, but use them.
Russian programmers prefer Borland, while Microsoft compilers only installs from the fact that they have a good help for the Windows API.
Russian programmers on the Internet feel very comfortable. They prefer to always be online, if only because that could something urgently needed.
Russian programmers are always in the mood poprogrammirovat.
There are two kinds of Russian programmers - the first hate Windows and program under Unix, the other hate Windows and program for them. Makintoshevskie programmers - not real programmers - they more suitable name - "nick».
Russian programmers disliked "encode" someone else's idea. Each program is written personally.
Russian programmers always have a copy of Doom, Duke Nukem and Quake on their hard drive. They can play all night on the grid in Deathmatch.
Russian programmers never use joystick. Keyboard - that's the main weapon.
Russian programmers never surrender. They can catch bugs in their programs forgetting about sleep and food.
The wives of Russian programmers are unhappy because they have not paid attention until the house has at least one computer.
Russian programmers are underpaid. But there is no amount in the world, able to appease their desires.
Chiefs do not like Russian programmers. And who loves nerd who knows everything?
Russian programmers do not like to use the templates. Their programs - is individually written works with a great deal of improvisation. Moreover, the Russian programmer tries in all, to quickly launch the program and see it in operation.
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