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Oops, it was probably hurt
The history is real at 100, it happened with my friend (I will not mention the name) As the process was I do not know, but posleddstviya thereof dokotilis to my ears.
And it was so:
In no signs of trouble one day a friend of mine went to the toilet, as they say piss.
Postsal he means and how busy shaking and put in place in jeans.
But then came an incident Ёvy @ THEM !!! zastgivaniya his pants he just pinched him. Oh, do not take out, the pain of hell !!!
All attempts were in vain, after several minutes of deliberation, it was decided to call a friend and go to the emergency room.
But you will not go out as at the end !!!
It was produced by lightning cut jeans and dressing up in the other.
Help arrived, and the first word was "RU" rzhach stood ohuenneshy.
Let's go to the emergency room found a physician's office, a small amount of the nurse handed tylo extract produced from the end of the zipper jeans.
We see the doctor was fucking prankster and diagnosed as follows: "MEMBER OF DEFEAT Lightning" !!!
But that's half woes.
To celebrate, all ran to wash this thing and of course touched too much !!!
Then our porzhenny lightning PRODUCTS climbs through ogradku managed nai @ nutsya and broke his arm !!!
What to do? Of course, our favorite trauma center.
Nurse when she saw her little eyes did not come out and sounded the word & quot; THAT AGAIN? & Quot; All fell !!!
P.s. When stsyte beware
© fishki.net
Told Alexander
And it was so:
In no signs of trouble one day a friend of mine went to the toilet, as they say piss.
Postsal he means and how busy shaking and put in place in jeans.
But then came an incident Ёvy @ THEM !!! zastgivaniya his pants he just pinched him. Oh, do not take out, the pain of hell !!!
All attempts were in vain, after several minutes of deliberation, it was decided to call a friend and go to the emergency room.
But you will not go out as at the end !!!
It was produced by lightning cut jeans and dressing up in the other.
Help arrived, and the first word was "RU" rzhach stood ohuenneshy.
Let's go to the emergency room found a physician's office, a small amount of the nurse handed tylo extract produced from the end of the zipper jeans.
We see the doctor was fucking prankster and diagnosed as follows: "MEMBER OF DEFEAT Lightning" !!!
But that's half woes.
To celebrate, all ran to wash this thing and of course touched too much !!!
Then our porzhenny lightning PRODUCTS climbs through ogradku managed nai @ nutsya and broke his arm !!!
What to do? Of course, our favorite trauma center.
Nurse when she saw her little eyes did not come out and sounded the word & quot; THAT AGAIN? & Quot; All fell !!!
P.s. When stsyte beware
© fishki.net
Told Alexander
