It's hard men

If you are gentle with them - you're ridiculous. If not, - insensitive.

If you do not use make-up - for you do not pay attention. If you use - to flirt with others.

If you do not work - you're just a housewife. If you work (and earn even more than they are) - they svirepeyut.

If they pay - this use. If you pay - they feel humiliated. If you sleep with them, - you crazy slut. If not - you do not love them.

If they get a boost - a consequence of their abilities and achievements. If you get an increase - this is because you slept with the boss.

If they are looking at other women - that's their nature. If you looked at the other men - you're wrong.

If you meet with some unfortunate - you fool. If a millionaire - you are prudent.

If they are still unmarried 30 - they are highly valued free guys. If you're not yet married 30 - "the train has already left."

If you have a bad mood - you nevrotichka. If they - the poor: they do not understand you!

If you're ugly - you're useless. If you are comely and intelligent - they are afraid of you.

If they "go left" and you stay with them, - you complete idiot. If you go - you are "intolerant."

If they have a mistress - is because they get home is not all that they need. If you have a lover, - "What a *** rd!ยป

If they see a young, - "Bravo, bravo, bravo!" If you see a younger - it's because you needed it urgently.

If they are obnoxious - just understand them: they had a bad day. If you are unbearable - you just your days.

If you do not expect them to not spoil, do not cook them food, not contained in the order of their clothes and the house - you bezdelnitsa. If you're doing for them all - they go away from you to another!

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