The husband comes home at night, and in the hallway on the mirror letter from his wife:
- Honey, the soup on the table. Wipe.
"Fuck !!! Details of the letter ».
- All men want one.
- Yes!? And it seemed to me that most of them want another.
- What do you value most in his wife?
- Her husband!
The father asks his son:
- They say that you meet with Tanya from the entrance of the ninth ...
- Dating! But what can not be?
- No, why ... I was your age, too, met her!
- Yesterday my wife and I were playing cards.
- In the interest?
- Strip. What there may be interest ...
The man picks up the phone:
- That you dear?
- No, it's me, - she replies.
- Zine, and Che is your husband doing? Muzzle flushed, eyes povylazili ..?
- Yes, again, I'm probably too clever by half with a tie ...
- Honey, you want, I'll get you a star from the sky?
- No Stars! Today you sit at home!
- I have a good wife coffee in bed takes tea in bed ...
Lunch, dinner, breakfast - all in bed, a TV, bed slippers vanities, an infection!
Bucket of rotten - the bed, the carpet knock, dog walking - all, all in bed! ..
- You slept with my wife! You'll pay for this!
- Figure you, I do not pay twice!
- Mommy, Billy still decided to marry me.
- He has made you an offer?
- Not yet, but he shot his wife.
- Honey, I loved you back 10 kg.
- How should a husband and wife to bed, if they had a falling out?
Putting off suit, the husband tells his wife:
- Yes, you must understand, Masha! After all, I have appointed to her current appointment is still a few months before our wedding ...
Sit two friends, sipping vodka, one asks:
- Where's the wife-then you?
- And, in Minsk ...
- What a nice refrigerator ...
Husband and wife come back from a party.
Her husband, who had been silent all the way and kopivshy anger, suddenly said:
- You! You! You told me with his mini-skirt spoiled the whole evening! ..
- And you me with his mini-x # eat - forever.