About Tony

Tony, a construction worker, said to his foreman that evening he marries.
 The foreman asked how many vacation days he wishes to take.
 - No, thanks, I do not need a holiday, - said Tony.
 - But, Tony, - the foreman was surprised - because you're getting married!
 And he added with a wink:
 - This guy could deprive forces ...
 But Tony insisted. The next morning he showed up at work as usual.
Foreman asks:
 - Well, how do you feel?
 - Okay.
 - How many times did you do it last night?
 - Three times.
 Brigadier grinned and shook his head approvingly.
 The next day Tony back at work on time.
 - Well, what about tonight? - He asks the foreman, - how many times?
 - Eight.
The foreman was surprised to look at Tony shook his head but said nothing.
 On the third morning the same question.
 - Forty-seven times.
 Stunned the foreman asked:
 - Tony, it's incredible! How do you manage so much to fuck?
 Tony took the handrail and began to make mahatelnye pelvis movement, saying:
 - One two three four five…