Going once my friend in the Elevator and in walks the big man…

Twenty million nine hundred sixty nine thousand four hundred thirty



A friend of mine — she is very cautious and suspicious. In any unfamiliar guy she sees potential maniac-the robber-killer. Even after the nightly walk with my dog every time she tries to catch a moment to use the Elevator one.

Yesterday, she as usual came back from a walk with his tiny dog. Went into the Elevator and pressed the button... and then in the already closing doors broke the man. So what! Oblique seven feet at the shoulders, growth under two meters and the face of a typical Jock. Friend in horror, clung to the wall of the Elevator, directly sensing his bad vibes. And then the man confirmed her fears of asking a question:

— Girl?

Friend hiccupped nervously, but realized that occupati it's nowhere, so he forced himself:

— Not-e-e-et…

On the face of the man appeared very surprised and strange look. He looked at the small dog sitting in the arms of a friend, and asked:

Then what for the bow pinned?..

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