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The story about a man and Pro High Technology
The man complained to a friend that he had a sore arm
A friend tells him:.
- And here at the store put a machine, and it is one of the top ten urine analysis determines what's wrong, but still give recommendations. Try
Well, the man thinks:!
"It can not be", but check the hunt; I pee in a jar, brought. Stuffed ten, poured urine into a special hole, automatic rustled, it lit up the lights and jumped out a piece of paper
It is printed:.
"You have a normal elbow dislocation. Do warm compresses, avoid heavy lifting. After 2 weeks, all shall pass »
The man thinks:.
"Those guys, how reached technique!»
All the way home thought maybe after all this machine can outsmart? House asked his wife to pee in a jar a little, then a daughter, confound it all, found in the cat turd, threw toilet there, diluted with water from the tap and also sonaniroval back on top. Well, thinking, hold on, fucking robot, or anything in life you can not guess! Come to the store throws in automatic ten, fills his hellish mixture and waits. Automatic rustled again, again lit up with colored lights, and, as it should be. I popped a piece of paper
Take it man and reads:.
In your water too much iron. Buy a special filter. Does your cat worms. Buy tablets vet. hospital. Your daughter is using drugs. Rather send her into rehab. Your wife is pregnant with twins. Father, you do not - look for a good lawyer. If you do not stop masturbation, the dislocation you imagine never heal! : Storyfo.ru
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