Network poetry for the most poetic time of year. "Patties" (aka "perashki") - a sample of depth of thought without any pathos and tediousness. In brief, clear, funny and in exactly 34 syllables. And no punctuation, capitalization, and rhymes.
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"PiesĀ» ***
easy to manage for a month
three summer months pass
and eleven three winter
with great difficulty and not always
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No chocolate chocolate
long gone meat sausage
it becomes a little bit anxious
and suddenly, and in others there are no people
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twelve years you have in the classroom
shall be understood in verse
all that is depressed with a hangover
Therefore, in my head it's
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Arkady went from binge
in a cruel and cynical world
like an astronaut goes into space
two hours and seven minutes
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watermelon and sun wonderful day
but even if there is no sun
do not cease to be a wonderful
that day in which there is a watermelon
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That's how people live without believing
when suddenly a passer-by under the umbrella
hid in the freezing rain
destroying all your fragile peace
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Semen collected over mushrooms
I brought a basket compass knife
Bear going for Semyon
dotted mushrooms lay in the bushes
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I'll give you the feast
Chorny large beetle
We will play with him in Serge
fucking get him soon
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I woke up in the morning full force
Ready to shake the mountains
then covered himself with a blanket
Well let them fuck are
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I was polite and extremely modest
moderately spiritual sweet
I have not stupid tact
Bless me Lord
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Today we are going a favorite
to my parents, and there
I offer you again married
but mind you without hell with you
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hut burned and burned
a galloping horse galloping galloping
There were two non-Russian women
not knowing what to take and
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To make a nice woman
Only one language only
say you are very thin
a great option
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worst of all when you died
and calmed down already
as well as the doctor sharahnet current
and to work for nine
"Ekspromty" "Ekspromt" - a younger brother in "Pirozhkova" family, which appeared recently. However, concise distich of seventeen syllables are not inferior in wit elders.
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Shaman for nasty weather
recently I received a Tambourine
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I'm not beautiful
shtob too stupid to do
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Tanya offend anyone can
not everyone can escape
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times only friendship between us
I could have used it once and do a service
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I did not mean to offend you
accident just lucky
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and I do not care said Gennady
and the bartender fulfilled the order
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flower children have not become
Now only the children vegetables
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you sent twenty parentheses
about how I love your laugh
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Arkady perfectly folded
and packed in cellophane
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I bought for memory pills
and can not be purchased
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do not listen to your inner voice
it did not happen here outside
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You do not wave the fists
you're here in the ring than one
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because time is a little
I will briefly explain the mat
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in your place I would definitely
and at its perhaps no
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Beautiful far your
in fact, the full long-
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I hear through the anesthesia surgeon
Now it'll give Murka
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I listened to your advice
Now tell me where to go
"Powders" This is perhaps the most well-known offshoot of "pies": they are quatrains with rhyme even lines and short ending. Last two-syllable line - the main "trick" of the powder, it helps to create a witty miniatures unexpected outcome.
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I drink you drink we drink you drink
conjugate verbs dull class
and turned to Russia
story
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my god yes it is the same mistake
I could not see in the dark
Well ka tread again
let
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pride envy of anger and lust
gluttony and sloth
Olga reads a list of plans
day
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Giordano Bruno also a genius
very smart talented dared
but it is a pity that the work quickly
burned
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but it's still such
asked Porthos angry
and the horse responds quietly
coat with
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the soul is always seventeen Olga
Luchists eyes and kindly
but the mirror and sang passport
goats
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open the refrigerator the night
and there olives and jamon
and left to whisper in his ear
kamon
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I bore depressive
you cheerful nerd
marry me you're too happy
One
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He said Gagarin went
I checked the buckle on the belt
He waved added quietly
me
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compartment comes Uma Thurman
oh what all of of of
and she let them chop Bosko
doors
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I have coffee I masculine
I do not want to be the hold
let drink tea those who disagree
with mnom
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I woke up early to work
but the train-station bums
grumble today saying Saturday
lie
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Arkady on the way to Hogwarts
Kings Cross St Pancras beguiled with
has carried out a concrete wall
Pokras
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I know - is the straight path.
Live. Direct speech.
And I want to direct your hands.
From the shoulders.
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