"Poems-cakes" on the power of the Spirit

They are always becoming more joyful. "Patties" (aka "perashki") - a sample of depth of thought without any pathos and tediousness. In brief, clear, funny and exactly 34 syllables. And no punctuation, capitalization, and rhymes.

Typically, users are divided into those who refuse to understand "Pyrozhkov" poetry, and those who are always happy to receive "additive" rhymes. It is for the second category Website has collected the most fresh and delicious stishki- "pies».

"Pies» ***

to be bad for a person
always do everything for him
then one does not do it once
and everything, and you have a bad



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I suggest the world
said a tired president
and he smiled good-naturedly
and the world began



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when I want comfort
I press my forehead against the glass
but people do not like
and lower the blinds



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I is not known
as there is with horses galloping
but the trucks on the highway
vlegkuyu Oksana Olga inhibit



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today is not a real
and the present was then
when you fried potatoes
in my T-shirt adidas



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there are people that we need
as a delicious dessert
More are both besieged
with grass and cake brown bread



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New Year wish Oleg
for a while to load
I read in the horoscope
that the house should be a ram



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I remember the restaurant
longingly looking at the wine list
as the taste was lilac bushes
port for processed cheese







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Simon zashol vkontakt evening
huskies and distributes the women
Somavia also have in the bedroom next to
the wife does not laykana lezhyt



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in the photo from the wedding
with a magnifying glass
I am looking for the cause for which
I married Peter



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God appeared to me deception
and told how to lie
but you kind beautiful smart
believe it to what



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darkness comes the polar night
penguin suit tired casts
wings and powerful straightening
vzmoet silently into the heavens



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Gleb died of electric shock
and rose from the shock
but Oleg mount
doctors could not save







"Ekspromty" "Ekspromt" - a younger "brother" in the "Pirozhkova 'family and the most important discovery in the power of poetry in 2014. Laconic distich of 17 syllables are not inferior in wit elders.

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keep this one plantain
Put your right right now embedding



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in the morning the princess said
oh my light mirror - shut



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Kohl theater life I probably
performance at the buffet wait out



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Case Wizard afraid to
He knows a lot of terrible words



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the fact that I have regretted
I regretted many times



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There are hundreds of subjective opinions
and my objective



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we were the perfect couple used
Of course if you're not



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today I
shirt man pat me please



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and you know how to cook it
I rezhu tasty sausage



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I am afraid that the new year will come
on the same rake gentlemen



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Oh that today I had a dream - to you to let this sleeping sleep



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I loved necrophiliac
me and he has no



"Powders" This is perhaps the most well-known offshoot of "pies": they are quatrains with rhyme even lines and short ending. Last two-syllable line - the main feature of "powder", it helps to create a witty miniatures unexpected outcome.





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when crumbled toys
needles branches and bark
Fedor has come June and realized
it's time to



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Winter running away from the mountain ski
in spite of her fate
and it seems that the minus twenty
you



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sad princess she got
of those who courted threesome
candidacy lowest
aykёm



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I wondered how the gypsy
and sang on the Nei on ai nei
Then I look at my coat
on nei







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But songs like Dance
and dedmoroza beard
but the new year once again covered himself
food



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candles whiskey martini dancing
We love captivates ecstatic
and at night you cry all the spoils
Give pelvis



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I want a new year gift
love health and comfort
and to find a place where happiness
forge



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Oleg bought in the meat department
a kilo of frozen hearts
and enthusiastically smashing their
rascal



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you sent me the character
there ice and fire dream and reality
languor and passion of three errors
Correct



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we are accustomed to consider the wisdom of
It comes with age gray hair
but sometimes age comes
One



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flying stones in the garden
and in my more and the largest
He is making it a wonderful garden
stones



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criminologist how to brighten up the
Work days are gray
always takes a colored
crayons



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good to wail and cry here
they say, have mercy and save
You love the Lord has entrusted
Carry







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Ilya change hundreds of lives
then the person is the elf gnome
any remaining universe
by shit



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some people over the years know
other just a couple of days
and those second reason is
relatives







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