Most delicious stishki- "pies" in 2015

«Pies" - a sample of depth of thought without any pathos and tediousness. In brief, clear, funny and exactly 34 syllables. And no punctuation, capitalization, and rhymes.

Website gathered all the most delicious stishki- "pies" in 2015 and another added, "straight from the tin." Grab piping hot!

Stishki- "cakes" of the power of the spirit h3>



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Simon zashol vkontakt evening
huskies and the women gives
at the very same in the bedroom next to
wife is not laykana



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grandmother woke up early in the morning
I do not know what to do to them
let's go ride the buses
with large bags of stones



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in the photo from the wedding
with a magnifying glass
I am looking for the cause for which
I married Peter

20 stishkov- "pies" against the monotony of everyday life h3>



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too right handed and passport
Inspector sluggish saluted
but docha loudly with interest
asked popes and where goat



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Velcro on the leading dress
in an attempt to remove the wool from it
I strongly suspect
the cat somewhere it went



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already four and a half
in the subway, I embarrassed the girls
I told my aunt sit
rising from the father's knees

Autumn "pies» h3>





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We wonder the Russian landed
He said the stranger in tears
Well, to hell with him blasters stolen
but without dishes like fly



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That's how people live without believing
when suddenly a passer-by under the umbrella
hid in the freezing rain
destroying all your fragile peace



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watermelon and sun wonderful day
but even if there is no sun
do not cease to be a wonderful
that day in which there is a watermelon

20 stishkov- "pies" about love and relationships h3>



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Oleg counted dumplings
working in a notebook looked
Then he looked at Valentin
and she tried not to chew



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at the request of Igor stay
Oksana asked for clarification
stay on the shelf or in durah
friends or overnight



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Today we are going to your favorite
to my parents, and there
I offer you again married
but mind you without hell with you

Warm "cakes" for the cold autumn h3>



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when I sleep on my back
arranged cats
I like the heating main
and sleepy snow lay round about



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man goes to the horse on the field
and the horse suddenly says
I do not have to sing a song about it
let it be our secret



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Imagine that there is no Internet
No really imagine please
faints cattle
I lived like thirty-nine years

20 incredibly vital stishkov- "pies» h3>



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and where is the wheel asked Gagarin
Queens Village growled
and even ask where is the reins
even drove tell



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three o'clock you screaming into the phone
I fool ass nerd
then said, in general it
not a telephone conversation



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Peter said vaguely Oksana
to collect the suitcase
Oksana immediately clarified
where the sea il all

20 stishkov- "pies" filled with sarcasm h3>



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Oleg bred iPhones
unceremoniously approached
face and fingers Oksana
parted to consider



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today appealed to the doctor
to finally quit smoking
Now sit here sit
the doctor right now, smoke and come



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to the sounds of our scandal
the neighbors came and stand
heed turnover speech
memorize all the words











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