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The prosecutor's office leads a cute little boy. Prosecutor touched by:
- Oh, who's come to us!
Child (grimly):
- Who killed the grandmother, who came ...

A man asked the waiter:
 - Advise, please, what better to choose a wine.
Waiter:
 - You are a lady?
 - Yes.
 - The one that just passed the toilet?
 - Yes.
 - Take the vodka.

Well, you stupid! The horror of what stupid! Look, when a person is bitten by a vampire, it also turns into a vampire! And you, apparently, sheep bitten!

In Russia, the reported cases of atypical hangover: in the morning I want to laugh, sing songs and enjoy life!

Postgraduate Thesis: "Evasion of military service by simulating scientific activity».

Dragon flies over the woods and sees a hut on chicken legs, down and says:
 - Hut, hut turn around to rehouse the woods and back to me a little lean.
Hut leans and her serpent - opppa !!!
Then lay on the grass, draws on the cigarette and says:
 - Good to have a house in the village!