The exam at the school police.
- Here's to you a photo of the suspect in the profile, any special signs you can call?
- I suspect one ear.
- Heverno, the same profile, you deuce fellow cadet.
- I suspect one eye.
- You, too, two, remind this profile photos, do not have even one among you sane?
- The suspect wears lenses.
The examiner was surprised:
- At last something great fellow student, just tell your stupid colleagues how you came to that conclusion.
- It is elementary - one ear points will not stay !!!
The children were taken on a tour of the police.
The shield hanging pictures "wanted posters».
- This here is something these and look for?
- Yes! Their most !!!
- That's the cops, damn it! Well you have them when photographed, not tied ????
The peasant's wife went to the beach and did not return. He said the police.
Cops came a week later.
- We have for you 3 news, the good, the bad and excellent.
- Let's poor.
- Your wife drowned - we pulled her out of the water.
- And what is good?
- We picked her hefty bucket of crabs.
- And what magnificent?
- Tomorrow we pull out it again and invite you for a beer!
My wife goes to the police, since the husband has no home for three days.
- What are some distinguishing features does it have?
- Find will ...
Road. There are two traffic cop, earn grandmother.
Suddenly it flies Lada, a man leans, so emotions voice, with dismay on his face:
- Children! There's a bend to your flooded!
Traffic cops are undermined. With sirens fly to the place where the man pointed.
And see the following picture: a dead goat, you can see the car hit, and grandmother, swirling around him.
They stood together in silence for about a minute. The first to break the silence:
- Do you remember the number?
- Neea ...