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A man with a psychiatrist:
 - Doctor, I have in the hallway wolves coughing.
 - Wolves cough?
 - Yeah ...
 - It's not me, it's to the vet.

From the news on the radio:
 - Participants in the beauty contest met with the members of our jury

A to our village only two entertainment, and both are asleep ...

Why little girl eyes burn?
Why son cheeks pink?
Why Dad strong wind, and my mother as a beautiful flower?
Because my grandmother put on the table the third liter.

What is different from the fairy tales tales of white blacks. In white fairy tales begin with the words: "Long ago, in the distant kingdom ..."; African Americans, "Hey, you little, nigger bastard, you never believe in that shit, I'll tell you ...»

 - How to sell a "Zaporozhets" twice the price?
 - Fill it full of gasoline.

Well, some movies:
Teen comedy: "Message Forums»
Horror: "Message fuck back»
Adventure: "Message fucking go to hell»
Drama: "Ass. From there, do not come back "