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The best friend - a book: not nudit, eat does not ask for cigarettes does not shoot.

Boxer - a person whose right is activated much faster than thought.

Russian people are so patient that he caries often turns into gangrene.

We can not all give everything. Because of a lot, but only a little.

Sin indulge in melancholy, when there are other sins!

Do not be silent to me!

I can not get past the ugliness. It makes you want to take part!

 - You go to the next stop? - No, I went home ...

By the end of the fairy tale is good reason prevail.

Ass. Front view.

It is better to engage in labor with love, than to make love work.

Esli people really want to live, then the medicine is powerless.

So often I watch TV announcers I already know.

Life - theater, but life dramas are no rehearsals.

I am constantly haunted clever ideas, but I will ...

Nothing increases the size of the female breast as a man's imagination.

If I knew all the jokes, I would have died of laughter.

Words can hurt. Dictionary - kill.

On opposite sides of the condom.

Before the fight to the enemy should look so that he analyzes flowed.

Hemorrhoids are worth it.

Who gets up early, he pulls out all!