When a woman lives alone.

1. It can sleep across the bed, wrapped in a roll of blankets, podpihnuv a pillow under the stomach, and the second - under the head. When you are not around, we always sleep.

2. Do not wake up at 4 am from screeching machines, "Formula 1" on the day of the live Australian Grand Prix.

3. It can make himself the smallest in the world of trash - and still it will always be half empty. After all, no one to fill it with beer bottles and tons of bones of cattle.

4. Her cat walking on the tables and the bed with her head held high, and does not live in the wild stress and humiliation under the sofa.

5. Sitting on a diet, it does not feel pangs of tantalum, opening the refrigerator. The most seductive, she finds there - a pound of seeds germinated pohudatelnye wormwood. And no Iversen as depraved sausages, dumplings and sausages shameless-temptresses.

6. It is regularly engaged in morning exercises, because no one staring at her breasts jumping, red face and old sweat pants.

7. It can listen to Love Radio - yes! Love Radio, damn it! At full volume without holding ready penitent expression "you are what you are, of course, I also do not take this music seriously».

8. Can climb dating sites (just out of curiosity), without worrying that some overly advanced user it this convict.

9. It is easy to move around the apartment without bumping now and then bulky exhibits in the house-museum of real men - snowboards, drills, wheels, black leather jackets, and these are their # 8230; Bulgarian.

10. dwells in happy certainty that the Bulgarians - a female Bulgarians.

11. It can be applied before bed to the face and body is the most smelly substance, not caring what the person and the body will be to the taste, if someone will meet their Duty to kiss.

12. She knows that if the heel dug a scrap of nail, it is his home, immunnosovmestimy scrap.

13. Taken as a toilet sample of printed products (taken by chance, we do not read in the toilet) is a pretty women's magazine, or at least infamous women's novel, not a catalog of mobile phones in 2000.

14. She does not call your mom, does not call your mother, your mother does not call, I do not call your mother ...

15. It can pick up on the street and give the house the men and kittens.

16. When it causes damage to your computer smart, handsome and shy classmate. She treats him tea, sitting on the table in a short robe, enjoying his ears turning pink. Instead of listening for months about the fact that it is men's work, which some people do, as soon as time.

17. It ceases to be late, because no one measures the time it was collected with a stopwatch.

18. Bringing home flowers, worried about how much they stand for, and not how to explain where they all came from.

19. wash, not tormented by doubts - is it true that all men are sometimes pee in the sink.

20. At the word "dinner" thinks about the restaurant, not the supermarket.

21. For some reason, is not interested in new technology to get rid of snoring. And do not come up with diplomatic way to introduce these tools into practice.

22. She quickly and deftly changing a light bulb, without any strategic thinking about the fallacy of their actions in terms of a fair sharing of domestic responsibilities.

23. Hanging on the phone as long as desired, without thinking that somewhere nearby in a corner crying man in helpless desire somewhere zakonnektitsya and download something.

24. No one washes her panties her 80-dollar oil soap with moisturizing ginseng.

25. She can eat sweets and all over the world in spite of throwing candy wrappers behind the couch. Sometimes we want so much to do it.

26. It naturally brings home girlfriends who have faux pas to have a third the size of the bust at the waist is 50 cm.

27. It holds itself epilation feet anywhere in the apartment, rather than just standing in raskoryaku closely bathroom with poor lighting.

28. He walks naked without a second thought


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