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I called crooks, and I decided a good fun





Once I cell phone call fraud. Classic divorce:

— Paaaa! I was taken away by the police! Help me, dad!

At the time I was only 18, so I was surprised rather not because my son is in the plot, and the fact that I have a son. Realizing what was happening, I decided not to miss the chance to have some fun:

— How? What happened? What happened?

— Dad, I accidentally killed a man! Help! — shouted to me from the other end of the wire a crying voice.

— The police next to you?

— YES!

So listen to me. Try to distract him. Tell me what daddy will come and take the money. Figure out how to lure him out of office, and he jump out the window. There's the first floor? I'll wait for you in the car around the corner.

On my monologue crook didn't want to listen and hung up. And I'm still going to tell you how we it then in Latin America in banana crates to transport will.

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