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I love to go "sharp" jokes case without. For example, the question of the seller: "What do you suggest?"I usually answer: "the year of Stalin's birth". To the question: "how can I help you?"— I have also stashed a universal answer: "Help financially". Understand that it's stupid and flat, but can't stop.

Once I called a friend and she was his new assistant Kate. I, as expected, introduced himself and asked me to call a friend on the phone. The answer was a standard phrase:

— Andrey's busy right now. What should I tell him?

— Give him three thousand roubles, I could not resist from his "brand" of humor.

A few hours later I call back the same friend and asks an unexpected question:

— What are you doing this to me 3 thousand on the table left and didn't even wait for?

I immediately decided to go to the office to personally meet with such a conscientious employee. As a result, we began a whirlwind romance. A few months Katia persistently argued that decided me that way to punish. Only later she admitted she really took my words literally.

Some time later Kate was my wife, but that's another story…

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