I work in the same office together with one charming, lovely girl. She is our real God dandelion, anyone the word rude does not say. Usually we come to work first.
Once one morning we again arrived early. Sit, each at his workplace. I put my headphones on, trying to get to work. The keys on the keyboard, unfortunately, again, sticky. Unable to withstand the morning such frustration, you begin to loudly swear at her:
— Well, what again is wrong with you? Why aren't you working?! I am trying to work, and you see, do not want to work?
And then it hit me. I quickly removed the headphones from his ears, look up at the poor frightened Natalia, and she, a little plaintively and slightly stammering:
I just eat...
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