"Turn it off, the man already tired, probably..."

My dad's quite friendly with appliances and even afraid of all these newfangled gadgets. And once I went with him to a strange village, taking with him the Navigator. Of course, I told dad about this miracle of technology, but he never to this day his eyes have not seen. But the Navigator he liked dad constantly repeating "thank you" in response to the instructions of the male voice in the Navigator.

Even then I thought that dad was joking, but almost in the end of the path he earnestly said to me quietly:

— Well, daughter, turn it off, the man already tired, probably he is not one to me gives guidance.

And then dad poked some button on the Navigator and said:

— Thank you, man, I'm myself sometime next drive.

It is here that I slid under the chair laughing...

via factroom.ru