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Women, beware!
- If a man wants to meet you, so the size of your breasts, hips, leg length (underline) suits him.
- If a man offers to marry him, then semi-finished products from the food, the mountain of dirty dishes and indelible socks he was tired of permanently.
- If he offers to have a baby, so he thinks you are giving enough time home.
- If a man does compliment your hair, then he believes that your dress terribly.
- If a man does compliment your dress, then something is wrong with your hair.
- If praises both - bad cosmetics.
- If praises and hair and dress and makeup, so he thinks you are hopelessly thick.
- If a man invites you to dinner, then he wants to drag you into bed.
- If a man invites you to his house under any pretext (to drink tea, show a picture of Rembrandt, his dog, etc.), so he wants to drag you into bed.
- If he is under some pretext begs to visit you (to fix the computer, tap, beat cornice, have a beer with your husband, etc.), he still wants to drag you into bed.
- And in general, if he is a man, then he wants to drag you into bed.
- If a man passes in front of you in the door, so the entrance it yesterday suddenly knocked on the head and robbed.
- If a man he first comes in the door, so it is the door of the bar.
- If he opens the car door in front of you, it means he is afraid to trust you to drive the car.
- If he trusts you to drive the car - he a brave man.
- If a man gives you a flower, so he did not have enough money for a gold ring.
- If a man gives you a golden ring, so he did not have enough money to Pestsovaya coat.
- If a man gives you Pestsovaya coat, so he did not have enough money for a house and a yacht in the Caribbean.
- If he still gave you a house and a yacht in the Caribbean - you really think that he is given because he thinks you are smart, spiritual and creative person?
- If a man calls you to work to prevent the delay, you mean he's not the only.
- If a man does not call when delayed at work, then you're not the only one he had.
- If a man sleeps with you once a month, then you're not the only one he had.
- If a man sleeps with you once a week, then you had only one.
- If a man sleeps with you every day, then you're not the only one he (it can be more, but does not want to).
- And in general, if it is a man, then you're not the only one he had.
- If a man has conceded a place for you in the truck, so he thinks you are an older woman. Note: If you are really an older woman, then it will soon come out.
- If a man gave you a hand when you exit the bus, it means he thinks you are unable to take a step alone.
- If a man says he was reluctant at home in the evening after a working day at the computer to tell you what network protocols and how they work, so he thinks you are hopelessly stupid.
- If a man does not support a conversation with you when you tell him the latest gossip about Kirkorov, it means he thinks you are hopelessly stupid (note: and your friends, too).
- If a man said that Leonardo DiCaprio (Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise - underline) he does not like, but from the "Titanic" him sick, it means he thinks you are hopelessly stupid.
- And in general, if it is a man, so he thinks you are hopelessly stupid.
- And in general, women, remember! Any act of gallantry man lies in himself only by his filthy, selfish desires.
Be carefull!
- If a man offers to marry him, then semi-finished products from the food, the mountain of dirty dishes and indelible socks he was tired of permanently.
- If he offers to have a baby, so he thinks you are giving enough time home.
- If a man does compliment your hair, then he believes that your dress terribly.
- If a man does compliment your dress, then something is wrong with your hair.
- If praises both - bad cosmetics.
- If praises and hair and dress and makeup, so he thinks you are hopelessly thick.
- If a man invites you to dinner, then he wants to drag you into bed.
- If a man invites you to his house under any pretext (to drink tea, show a picture of Rembrandt, his dog, etc.), so he wants to drag you into bed.
- If he is under some pretext begs to visit you (to fix the computer, tap, beat cornice, have a beer with your husband, etc.), he still wants to drag you into bed.
- And in general, if he is a man, then he wants to drag you into bed.
- If a man passes in front of you in the door, so the entrance it yesterday suddenly knocked on the head and robbed.
- If a man he first comes in the door, so it is the door of the bar.
- If he opens the car door in front of you, it means he is afraid to trust you to drive the car.
- If he trusts you to drive the car - he a brave man.
- If a man gives you a flower, so he did not have enough money for a gold ring.
- If a man gives you a golden ring, so he did not have enough money to Pestsovaya coat.
- If a man gives you Pestsovaya coat, so he did not have enough money for a house and a yacht in the Caribbean.
- If he still gave you a house and a yacht in the Caribbean - you really think that he is given because he thinks you are smart, spiritual and creative person?
- If a man calls you to work to prevent the delay, you mean he's not the only.
- If a man does not call when delayed at work, then you're not the only one he had.
- If a man sleeps with you once a month, then you're not the only one he had.
- If a man sleeps with you once a week, then you had only one.
- If a man sleeps with you every day, then you're not the only one he (it can be more, but does not want to).
- And in general, if it is a man, then you're not the only one he had.
- If a man has conceded a place for you in the truck, so he thinks you are an older woman. Note: If you are really an older woman, then it will soon come out.
- If a man gave you a hand when you exit the bus, it means he thinks you are unable to take a step alone.
- If a man says he was reluctant at home in the evening after a working day at the computer to tell you what network protocols and how they work, so he thinks you are hopelessly stupid.
- If a man does not support a conversation with you when you tell him the latest gossip about Kirkorov, it means he thinks you are hopelessly stupid (note: and your friends, too).
- If a man said that Leonardo DiCaprio (Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise - underline) he does not like, but from the "Titanic" him sick, it means he thinks you are hopelessly stupid.
- And in general, if it is a man, so he thinks you are hopelessly stupid.
- And in general, women, remember! Any act of gallantry man lies in himself only by his filthy, selfish desires.
Be carefull!
