Do not Mess with snowmen

Such a respectable Man meets a beautiful blonde, leads her to the opera, and then they go to a restaurant, they go out on his posh Jaguar drinking coffee to his country house ...
There's a fireplace, skins, cognac, champagne, foot massage, soft music ... Well, the whole thing is already underway to this very ...
 And then he says to her, "Let's not rush, dear!» - & Quot;? & Quot;
 - "Let's go in the winter forest +»
The girl - a culture shock. And here they are in his Land Cruiser ride in the winter woods. Paws fir trees under the moon shine sheltered snow ...
 He stops, turns out it helps to get caught in a fur coat, opens the trunk and pulls out a shotgun ....... He suggests it and says:
"Take off your clothes." & quot; ????? !!!! ???? & quot; Frost -15 She undresses, he says, "Lepi snowman!»
 "What the snowman? Generally ohrenel? »
It shall be sent two cartridges ...
... And it starts to sculpt a snowman. 40 minutes later, a snowman is ready.
 Feast for the eyes - with a spout, buttons ... He says:
 Well, get dressed.
Throws her coat, they come back to the villa, there is again a fireplace, skins, grog ...
After some time she was again can say, well, the first question, the greatest bank, "What was it !!!!! ?????????»
He calmly responds, "Yes, you know, I'm not a bed and a snowman you for life remember!"

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