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Girl makes a guy a blowjob. All sedately measured.
 The boy threw his head back, enjoy and starts whistling softly uncomplicated melody.
After some time, he says that the girl reacts to the rhythm. Slightly increases the clock, she accelerated.
He starts to whistle louder, gradually speeding up the rhythm.
She is also accelerating. The guy even faster. The girl, too.
The guy is whistling at the limit speed capabilities. Head girl moves the shuttle schveynoy machines.
The guy is just constantly whistling, almost breaking into a roar and ends.
She leans back in exhaustion on his back and often-often breathes.
 Man annoyed:
 - Mlyat, how tired lips.

Why are you so sad you go?
 - Wife @ pro ball ...
 - How about the @ ball? In what sense @ pro ball?
 - How, how, through ...

Comes a policeman in the early morning house, covered in lipstick, tie on your side, fly was open.
 The wife asks:
 - Where have you been?
 Cop:
 - Do not believe me, all night sat in ambush.
 And then from behind the door pops mother-in-law:
 - So how? Ambush?

Little boy with curiosity examines their sexual organs:
 - Mom Mom! And this is my brain?
 - No, son, not yet.

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