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Friends went to rest on the weekend cottage.
 Call - drop everything and come to us, then cool !!! Gathered with a friend, moved +
 Here comes a message: grab the condoms, finished!
 Along the way we visit the pharmacy, I get in the queue to the cashier, a moment later, I notice that the atmosphere in the pharmacy subtly tensed +
 And my friend has a favorite joke for public places - portraying downs, quite a depressing sight for untrained people.
 In general, I turn around - just having fun +
 Debility friendly smile, crazy eyes, saliva on his chin, the people around essno stiffened, glancing at me, went together well. Then Comrade begins enthusiastically poke a finger in the window and said to the entire pharmacy:
 - Askorbinku! I want askorbinku !!!
 I'm playing up, I start to interpret it as a three-year, they say, denezhek little if putting enough - buy askorbinku.
 The people in the queue looks disapprovingly - that, they say, ugly, pinched kopek for defective goods.
 Here comes my turn to beat out a check, and I'm wondering the possibility of friends, utter:
 - Six packages of condoms, please.
 Comrade rear starts to beat in hysterics and screaming hysterically:
 - Six! Six!!! I can not bear the six !!!
 All those present at poluvzdohe were waiting for my cue + It was formed in the brain instantly:
 - Askorbinku want? So bear it !!!
 Queue I was almost lynched +