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One girlfriend invited me to a "hen party". I told my husband about it, and promised to return no later than midnight.
 "I promise I'll be home at twelve - as a bayonet!" Fervently assured me.
 The party was wonderful! Champagne is delicious, and the time passed completely unnoticed.
As a result, I, drunk as a lord, dragged home around three o'clock in the morning.
 But I crossed the threshold, the cuckoo clock in the living room prokukovala three times !!!
Instantly realizing that her husband would wake up to hear the cuckoo, and 3 14dyuley I did not escape, I did not hesitate prokukovala nine more times.
 When he heard the cuckoo, let him think that now midnight.
 Secretly proud of his wit, I snuck his arm into the bedroom and lay down quietly in the side of my strict husband.
 The next morning at breakfast, he asked me when I returned.
 Built up innocent faces, I said:
 - Exactly twelve. Just watch in the living room struck midnight.
 - Yes, I heard. Husband calmly replied.
 F-yyy! It looks like the scandal I was able
to avoid! After a moment, her husband said:
 - Honey, we need to urgently change in the cuckoo clock.
 - ????
 - Yesterday, I heard the cuckoo prokukovala three times, then said, "That bl% qb!" Prokukovala four more times, then cleared her throat, prokukovala 3 times again, giggle and prokukovav remaining half, stepped on a cat, and in addition farted.