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Posters on evacuation airplanes
Kick in the ass - a very effective way to deal with free-riders
Legged not need help.
Instructions for safety and people's thoughts to some of its pages
Do not part with your beloved,
and each time say goodbye forever,
when you leave the MiG ...
During the flight, the man is forbidden to talk to a woman, holding his left hand in karmane.
The flight attendant call button - sleva.
Punching moose is allowed only in the economy klasse.
Beware, you can mash the face vest
Short arms - an occasion for bespokoystva.
Calculates effort!
If you broke the handle on our hatch, we recommend you to throw samostoyatelno.
Buckle in the genital oblasti.
For fools: "Our boat is not motorized. No oars. "
When jumping out, stretch your legs, please strictly on the arrows to avoid scratching our liner kablukami.
You can not stop us, John Makleyn
& Quot; He's always out here. & Quot;
Pick fins suitable size and the same color as zhiletom.
No exit! Putin strazhe.
If to your oxygen mask stuck skunk tail, then ... Well, in short, you decide ...
When jogging on the wing, beware of hitting his head on the letter K.
As of the Kiev railway station flying the airplane ...
(Well then you know) 96,555,425
Places feeding carp can often be identified by the bubbles rising from the dna
For lovers pairs are available double life ploty.
Low vacuum milking machine with the effect of stimulation of milk GT-1 "Zorka»
I have no idea,
... What he does on our plane:)
"Use only in length, at least 7 cm.! Ask your flight attendant to measure! "
Our trained staff easily curled you to krylo.
If you like a chair - you can take it with soboy.
And so we always know where you are it still dragged in a chair built mayachok.
Out of a crowded aircraft system Kadochnikova.
"Look, whether you have under the seat of the remaining two letters."
Unfortunately, the convenience we have on the street. If the red - so busy!
If a shark bit off your feet,
continue to row rukami
"Remember that this way, in case of danger, is triggered automatically!"
Before opening the door look through the peephole!
If the diaper under the seat has a yellow - you already ispolzovali.
Even in emergency situations
attached to the child religii
African women are permitted to turn this knob zubami.
"If you give me one more show focus, I'll give you a hundred dollars!"
"Look carefully
for their phones!
Radio and the player has two flights they do not steal "
"Before unloading, be sure that all the cocaine packaged in airtight and waterproof bags!"
"If you notice suspicious people
address to the Security Council!
For conspiracy Security dressed in purple suits
the first half of the 19th century "
"There is only for fans of the movie" Brokeback Mountain "!"
"Informs captain of a ship of any
suspicious things!
Any shape, any size,
any color "
In the right pocket of your lifejacket
is hunting sausage. Well, just sluchay
"For Niemann masturbating outside the liner
is strictly forbidden !!! »
If
you can not swim, that's no reason to lose face - should always be
exit. Grasp, for example, the passing concrete cube.
If you still want to make it on that pull-lift - beware of sharks!
Amuse stranded on the deserted beach of aliens is not difficult! Just turn on your imagination!
Under your chair is a beautiful oak cutting board with detailed instructions to primeneniyu
"But the stewardess can
correctly adjust the chair
with a geometric change in the saddle! "
Izchezla feet? And we warned!
Who dragged cup?!
Dear passengers, at the exit from the aircraft in the cabin do not forget
its siski.
Wearing a badge - do not forget nachistit.
In the suit, the penis into the pool not vhodit.
If you have lost your breakfast, look around where he could byt.
Leave the cabin of the aircraft on the correct side trapa.
All flights keep your hands
hairy palms down!
Beware of people who cast a shadow tyrannosaur!
For your convenience, on our board provided elektrodoyka.
Take the time to inflate the raft mouth, perhaps near a nasos.
- Uri, Uri, you find out where he had the button?!
If
do you have any information on the whereabouts of this
man ubiditelnaya please call the number, the first who came to
golovu
properly dressed backpack prevents plyt
If the water comes, plug doorways yellow meshkami
Not
Ignore the nerd that you have hidden under the seat and pokes
You red pitchfork, threatening burning in hell for a cast iron skillet.
Your attention and your anger - just what he needed. Do not let him
cause, and soon he uspokoitsya.
Make nuclear briefcase Uncle Sam from the plane is forbidden!
-HaHaHa! Alice is you shit in a time machine?
If
instead of the handsome, your neighbor turned dwarf freak, but you
still want to, you can use instead of kissing hygienic
device for transfusion saliva.
"The prizewinner last evacuation.
5.8 points for technique
5.9 points for the artistry of "
Sochi 2014, a new world record in long jump:
"Fifth went!"
Do not interfere with the parents relax!
Caution Places with integrated pregnancy test!
Passengers flying Economy Extra class, check the attachment before takeoff!
To exit door just turn counterclockwise
Legged not need help.
Instructions for safety and people's thoughts to some of its pages
Do not part with your beloved,
and each time say goodbye forever,
when you leave the MiG ...
During the flight, the man is forbidden to talk to a woman, holding his left hand in karmane.
The flight attendant call button - sleva.
Punching moose is allowed only in the economy klasse.
Beware, you can mash the face vest
Short arms - an occasion for bespokoystva.
Calculates effort!
If you broke the handle on our hatch, we recommend you to throw samostoyatelno.
Buckle in the genital oblasti.
For fools: "Our boat is not motorized. No oars. "
When jumping out, stretch your legs, please strictly on the arrows to avoid scratching our liner kablukami.
You can not stop us, John Makleyn
& Quot; He's always out here. & Quot;
Pick fins suitable size and the same color as zhiletom.
No exit! Putin strazhe.
If to your oxygen mask stuck skunk tail, then ... Well, in short, you decide ...
When jogging on the wing, beware of hitting his head on the letter K.
As of the Kiev railway station flying the airplane ...
(Well then you know) 96,555,425
Places feeding carp can often be identified by the bubbles rising from the dna
For lovers pairs are available double life ploty.
Low vacuum milking machine with the effect of stimulation of milk GT-1 "Zorka»
I have no idea,
... What he does on our plane:)
"Use only in length, at least 7 cm.! Ask your flight attendant to measure! "
Our trained staff easily curled you to krylo.
If you like a chair - you can take it with soboy.
And so we always know where you are it still dragged in a chair built mayachok.
Out of a crowded aircraft system Kadochnikova.
"Look, whether you have under the seat of the remaining two letters."
Unfortunately, the convenience we have on the street. If the red - so busy!
If a shark bit off your feet,
continue to row rukami
"Remember that this way, in case of danger, is triggered automatically!"
Before opening the door look through the peephole!
If the diaper under the seat has a yellow - you already ispolzovali.
Even in emergency situations
attached to the child religii
African women are permitted to turn this knob zubami.
"If you give me one more show focus, I'll give you a hundred dollars!"
"Look carefully
for their phones!
Radio and the player has two flights they do not steal "
"Before unloading, be sure that all the cocaine packaged in airtight and waterproof bags!"
"If you notice suspicious people
address to the Security Council!
For conspiracy Security dressed in purple suits
the first half of the 19th century "
"There is only for fans of the movie" Brokeback Mountain "!"
"Informs captain of a ship of any
suspicious things!
Any shape, any size,
any color "
In the right pocket of your lifejacket
is hunting sausage. Well, just sluchay
"For Niemann masturbating outside the liner
is strictly forbidden !!! »
If
you can not swim, that's no reason to lose face - should always be
exit. Grasp, for example, the passing concrete cube.
If you still want to make it on that pull-lift - beware of sharks!
Amuse stranded on the deserted beach of aliens is not difficult! Just turn on your imagination!
Under your chair is a beautiful oak cutting board with detailed instructions to primeneniyu
"But the stewardess can
correctly adjust the chair
with a geometric change in the saddle! "
Izchezla feet? And we warned!
Who dragged cup?!
Dear passengers, at the exit from the aircraft in the cabin do not forget
its siski.
Wearing a badge - do not forget nachistit.
In the suit, the penis into the pool not vhodit.
If you have lost your breakfast, look around where he could byt.
Leave the cabin of the aircraft on the correct side trapa.
All flights keep your hands
hairy palms down!
Beware of people who cast a shadow tyrannosaur!
For your convenience, on our board provided elektrodoyka.
Take the time to inflate the raft mouth, perhaps near a nasos.
- Uri, Uri, you find out where he had the button?!
If
do you have any information on the whereabouts of this
man ubiditelnaya please call the number, the first who came to
golovu
properly dressed backpack prevents plyt
If the water comes, plug doorways yellow meshkami
Not
Ignore the nerd that you have hidden under the seat and pokes
You red pitchfork, threatening burning in hell for a cast iron skillet.
Your attention and your anger - just what he needed. Do not let him
cause, and soon he uspokoitsya.
Make nuclear briefcase Uncle Sam from the plane is forbidden!
-HaHaHa! Alice is you shit in a time machine?
If
instead of the handsome, your neighbor turned dwarf freak, but you
still want to, you can use instead of kissing hygienic
device for transfusion saliva.
"The prizewinner last evacuation.
5.8 points for technique
5.9 points for the artistry of "
Sochi 2014, a new world record in long jump:
"Fifth went!"
Do not interfere with the parents relax!
Caution Places with integrated pregnancy test!
Passengers flying Economy Extra class, check the attachment before takeoff!
To exit door just turn counterclockwise
Let the West brains explode - Russia has prepared a response to the US and EU sanctions
Hostage rescue (6 photos)