I like the guy a jump start asked. Funny, damn it

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Finally his eyes became convinced in the existence of karma. Went out Sunday in the yard, sit in the car, turn the key in the ignition and quietly curse to myself, because the battery's dead not that to zero, and even negative.

And then my happiness pulls man from next door on a Hyundai, parked nearby. I immediately in the mind a plan composed as to wind up on its battery. Further dialogue:

— Good afternoon, from your machine prioritise?

— Yes, of course.

So I went to the trunk, pulled out the wires, opened the hood, picked up to itself... I'm expecting a neighbor while he the hood will open.

And the dude somehow not in a hurry. Got in the car with the passenger front door and as if something was looking for. So it must have been a minute. And then the neighbor gets out of the car and hands me... the cigarette LIGHTER!!!

Okay, let's say he is guilty and badly explained what I want from a man...

via factroom.ru

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