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COOK (01:00 PM):
Yesterday I cooked pasta.
Someone said a long time, to check they are cooked Ali no, they must (a macaroni) zafigachit ceiling. Stuck-cooked.
So I zafigachit yesterday ladle stuck ..., Bags, and hang already night and morning, do not fall, Blind. Pieces 50 uimel up. As worms hang. What to do? The ceiling is washable, but how to get them?

Necroscope (01:00 PM):
:-D
Wail, wallowing under the table, convulsions schA WILL !!!
uuuggguaaagaaaaaaaa !!!

COOK (01:00 PM):
I'm serious.

COOK (01:01 PM):
As this is now removed her from the ceiling?

COOK (01:01 PM):
Or is it a joke about the ceiling and tested pasta was ???????

Necroscope (01:02 PM):
climbed on a chair and his hands Get ...
* wipes tear *
It GEG! And STAAARY !!! AAAhhahahahahaaaaaaa ...
IR! % -))))))))))))))))))))))))))

COOK (01:02 PM):
From the chair I do not reach to the ceiling !!!!, I tried yesterday. As a kid rode.

COOK (01:02 PM):
Blah, and I was led, Fuck !!!

Necroscope (01:02 PM):
Mop!

Necroscope (01:03 PM):
roar ...
Schya Durkee send me !!!

COOK (01:03 PM):
WMS themselves dry and piled ...

COOK (01:04 PM):
Well, Dan, I knew then how it's funny? I decided that vnature, so they really check Varennes. Baba also in advertising tear drops in the pan ...

Necroscope (01:04 PM):
tada current ceiling!
% _)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) )
Can I log on this forum will throw?

COOK (01:05 PM):
You Th, I train and will keep for debila. NO!

Necroscope (01:06 PM):
Brother, in NASHEЁ fucking country ceilings whitewashed whitewash, Ie chalk.
Count Che will be after 3 times cooking pasta?
And to his Jornal? And with the change of name? OWL,,,

COOK (01:06 PM):
Blah, TtN they are not stuck on the Scourge ... and tsetre over chandelier almost walked away with a ladle, and threw from the bottom up, they PLUNK and plastered, tightly. I waited until fall down, tired to stand under them with the muzzle battened down.

COOK (01:08 PM):
A kada throwing, there droplets on Spoon ... they do not fly up and slap the fridge ... also need to wash it.

COOK (01:08 PM):
In short, I'm fucking dinner yesterday, I feel prepared.

Necroscope (01:08 PM):
Cry ...
I schA ussus !!! Stop !!! Brother! Please !!!

COOK (01:09 PM):
I Grew those mount your pancake. How pasta with CEILING PULL ???
Cut with a scalpel?

COOK (01:09 PM):
On * ui I walked to the center? Metal to the sink ... Che that I do not understand myself ...

COOK (01:10 PM):
Well, damn it, not all of the pan (a pack) zafigachit. And the fact used as a ceiling, and ate like a fly ...

Necroscope (01:10 PM):
teeth gnawed !!! % -)))))))))))))))))))))))
Damn, well, take a mop !!!
Go Posse, conductive bursting with laughter !!!

COOK (01:10 PM):
Shit, I do not have mops, broom current. I floor with his hands and my rag, cancer, back crawl.

Necroscope (01:11 PM):
come - ladies!

COOK (01:11 PM):
So once washed away from the window and to the plate, and then the wife of Che in the oven that cooked. Pie pomoymu. Glass oven to 250 degrees. Well, I'm an asshole, and stared at the piece of glass ...

Necroscope (01:13 PM):
You decided to kill me ???
I-Well they said - "Take care of your ass !!!»

COOK (01:13 PM):
Even my father said naimel ... that really boil eggs in the microwave without water. Well, I zafigachit 5 pieces on a platter ... 2 minutes set. Current smoke moved there, damn, straight battle began. At the last blast the door open, and when the last egg exploded, the whole flew her to the wall of the refrigerator, and stained all my magnets. He guffawed as losyara, right up to tears.

COOK (01:14 PM):
Well, where I knew that nezya eggs in their shells in the microwave to put ...

Necroscope (01:14 PM):
% & quot;! №;% *? () _ ZHSCHDPAMVISTZHYU (*? M was; MYaounitssgshkd paGR
Cry ...
has quietly whine ...

COOK (01:14 PM):
Or am I just stupid?

Necroscope (01:15 PM):
Do not, my brother - you're smart!
Current gullible!

COOK (01:15 PM):
The foam like the bathroom. Foam not. Sister so grit on the phone, washing powder rolling in, will foam. Sypanul, lay down in the water ... my hair polenyali all on the body, groin and ass. He was bleach ...

COOK (01:16 PM):
As albino walked down a white chest. And the ass was all white ...

COOK (01:16 PM):
And legs ...

Necroscope (01:16 PM):
Damn, you are in nature, or invent?

COOK (01:17 PM):
I am the life of the cases tell. simple pasta remember the rest.

COOK (01:17 PM):
I lay in the bath for 40 minutes in the washing powder ...

COOK (01:17 PM):
Soaked fucking ...

COOK (01:17 PM):
Soak as shirt ...

Necroscope (01:18 PM):
schA names have been changed and let down in the Jornal!

COOK (01:18 PM):
Dan, do not.

COOK (01:18 PM):
ETOGES a disgrace.

Necroscope (01:18 PM):
And no one will know it was you!

COOK (01:19 PM):
I laugh ... but it will be me ...

Necroscope (01:19 PM):
laughter prodlevet zhist!

COOK (01:19 PM):
Even my friend naimel once ... with iron.

Necroscope (01:19 PM):
come on now, until the pile!

COOK (01:20 PM):
Well, I stroked the silk underwear. And he knew that the type itself nizya iron, mesh or cloth should be put ...

Necroscope (01:21 PM):
and?

COOK (01:21 PM):
Well, he says he, you engrave the shape of iron-pelt my best, put it on a grain of iron, and paper-based to the fabric. I put the skin is stuck, and Cada began to stroke, from the base of the iron do not fucking there at the time. I polish it like a rasp, mlyat all Teflon coating, and burnt paper. But that was long ago ...

Necroscope (01:22 PM):
much!

COOK (01:22 PM):
I tossed and iron and silk sheets.

COOK (01:22 PM):
Here. Such trusting me.

Necroscope (01:22 PM):
Brother, it will be a hit !!!

COOK (01:23 PM):
* This uynya will instead hit.