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Hello, Igor.
I have to tell you you're a bastard and selfish.
How could you?! And where do you hang around yesterday ?!
Sincerely, Julia.
P.S. Buy bread: white and black.

Dear Julia!
You're ohrenela ?! I sat with the guys, drinking beer.
Best Regards, Igor.
P.S. I can not.

Hello, Igor.
Igor, you cad. Nina saw everything from accounting.
You jerk, I do not love you anymore.
Sincerely, Julia.
P.S. Why can not?

Dear Julia!
Sorry, Pupsik. However, Nina is your blind as my second cousin great-grandmother of ninety-five years.
He sat with the guys, I swear my snowboard. Not anymore.
Best Regards, Igor.
P.S. A co-then all I?

Hello, Igor.
Maybe Nina slightly short-sighted, but not so much so as not to see at your "boys" chetvertova bust size and Pollini boots for 900, among other things, of dollars.
By the way, I did not wait for a gift for March 8. Liar.
Sincerely, Julia.
P.S. Collect belongings and fall off.

Dear Julia!
Baby, why so hot? Nina bit wrong.
Firstly, at the light of the third dimension,
Secondly, it is terrible, and my secretary,
Thirdly, where to buy your Pollini?
Best Regards, Igor.
P.S. Buy hlebushek and cake. I love you.

Hello, Igor.
GUM, 2nd line, 2nd floor.
Tell the receptionist that the next time I spit in her neck.
Straight into the third dimension!
Sincerely, Julia.
P.S. And konfetochek.