Computer herbalist

Mastday visyuchy - a perennial plant of the family melkomyagkih. Initially it is growing in North America, where spread throughout the world. It has a big beautiful leaves of rectangular shape that fold if poke in the corner.
 Moderately toxic, it has a narcotic effect; became dependent on mastdaya usually alone can not get rid of this addiction, even conscious of his disastrous. The plant is very moody and requires constant care caring; at home only grows on the ground, heavily fertilized with dollar bills, but domestic breeders bred varieties that do not require such a fertilizer.
 In folk medicine used in dementia, disorders of speech, reading and writing, lethargy; It does not relieve themselves from the disease, but their symptoms are no longer evident.

Biting Hacker (hacking grass) - inconspicuous-looking plant that grows in remote, hidden from the world scene. This plant is surrounded by numerous legends and speculation; all we heard about the hacker, but few have seen it. In most countries, the sale and purchase of fruits hacker illegal. The Popular medicine recommends it as a remedy for any constipation and password forgetfulness. According to popular belief, blooming hacker found the night of Ivan Kupala, eliminates the need for money.

Lamer smelly (mold, grass, false hacker) - a plant that looks virtually indistinguishable from the hacker, but has no curative properties of the latter. If it hurt, it emits a sharp odor.

Fidoshnika midnight (mailer, Myl'nikov) - a perennial plant, widespread in our country. It grows near the telephone lines. Happy is in a dream state, blossoms at night (sometimes obscene). Hekotorye copies fidoshnika have healing properties, but there are many people that can cause serious poisoning.
 It propagated by budding Point, as well as spores, which can be observed in abundance in the so-called conferences (fidoshnika growing areas). Flowers fidoshnika have a characteristic smell of beer.

Chat room (chatter grass, klavodav) - plant of the family network. Use the leaves can cause poisoning chats (called chatalepsiyu).
 The symptoms are urinary chatalepsii speech, loss of sense of time and reality, redness of the eyes, in severe cases - a rambling delirium, cramps in the hands and fingers, loss of efficiency, depending on the occurrence of drug type. At the same time, in small doses and under a doctor's supervision can be used in chat depression, acute and chronic idleness.
 Reliznik buggy (crude beta) - a plant with big beautiful flowers, issued a pleasant aroma. However, you can only admire it from afar. Brought home, its flowers quickly wilt and hang, and fruit, although at first seem palatable, after a while cause very unpleasant symptoms (nausea, vomiting, headache, irritability).
 Being put in a pot with mastday can kill the last one. The geological sediments of the Tertiary period Dosov found fossils of other plants of this kind - reliznika bug-free, but in our time, it seems, is completely extinct.

Butyavka system (zagruzen) - a perennial plant of the family of discrete. He could often be found in a quiet, dark, secluded areas: cabinets, desk drawers. Root butyavki used in severe poisoning mastday visyuchim and crude beta.

Vidyuhi Taiwanese - multicolor plant family. In one instance vidyuhi can be more than half a million colors! It grows mainly in Taiwan and Singapore. Not to be confused with this kind vidyuhi Chinese (false vidyuhi), the use of which is fraught with unpredictable consequences.
 Hastoyka vidyuhi of flowers is used as an antidepressant; at the same time it has a slight narcotic effects, especially if severe gambling addiction. A side effect can be stinging and redness of the eyes. Contraindications also dalnotizm.

ICQ piskuchaya (pagerus mirabilis) - plant of the family network, widespread both here and abroad. With ICQ, you can monitor the status of the environment: on the clean phone lines it blooms green, and dirty - brown. Widely known ICQ unusual ability to make sounds when it is kicked. Concerning its usefulness is still being debated; many believe ICQ noxious weed and are accordingly - there is even a term "sent by ICQ" (cf. "Send for my mother"). In Russian villages recently spread pick ICQ custom banners.