Talk: What would each man say to a woman

We really want you women to know about it. Just not all of us dare to say this to his beloved woman. In a way, that the "guidelines for use of men."

1. We can change, just succumbing to instinct.

And if concealed it from you and others, so really don't want to lose you.

2. We are not jealous only of those who do not love.

Although jealousy itself is not a sign of love.

3. The unavailability of us whet, but not for long.

Only an idiot will kill time and effort in a losing project.

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4. We don't want to know how you had sex with your ex.

And jealousy here and. We just have a good imagination and from this moment we are in bed will be three. Not all men find that very exciting.

5. By and large, we are not very important as you dress.You do this not for us but for each other. Women have a hierarchy with an alpha, beta, and gamma females, and chic appearance – the method Declaration of their place in this hierarchy.

6. The beauty for us is not equivalent to sexuality.

Few of the acknowledged beauties are not asked in the empty bedroom, suddenly the question – that this found her husband in the gray mouse from the nearest vocational school?

7. View shaven female pubes are not all men happy.

You become like little girls, and the children do not lead most of us into sexual frenzy. However, the jungle with the curly curls most of us also do not excite – manicured lawn is best.

8. When you shift to us the responsibility for all, we understand that it suits you.

But please don't then accuse us of tyranny, still nobody would believe you!

9. In fact, we can quite a long time to go without sex.

Because the less they do, the less you want. And if one of us declares the impossibility to do without women it's more of a tribute to public opinion.

10. We believe you.

Including, when you yourself criticize too hard.

11. If a girl knows six languages and plays the piano, that's fine.

It can include all this in your resume and someone will hire her an interpreter-animator. And in common life we more than appreciate a cheerful disposition.

12. We are not afraid of the March of Mendelssohn.

We just don't always want to associate life with this particular woman, even if she has a great ass and docile nature. After all, between love and disgust there is still a wide field of sympathy, affection and temporary passions. You did differently?

13. We never shy away from women, that we are well.

And even from those whom once was good — not immediately.

14. We understand in women less than half would like.

But twice more than you think.

15. Most of us know how to wash.

As well as Ironing, dusting and even cook yourself something acceptable. Therefore, women's help on the farm so we do not need to suffer for the sake of selfish ambition and contempt.

16. We are not afraid of strong women.

They we just don't like you, like you don't like weak men. Both of these character — flawed, so easily converge: a pair of strong women and weak men is not uncommon, but rather a classic.

17. If a man seems passive mattress maybe he just does not want you.

Yes, this also happens! We are able to inflate the tail of a peacock, and hibernate, depending on the situation.

18. Reflections of each other about the fate of the world and the vanity of things should alert you.

They can be a symptom of a prostatitis!

19. The girl, screaming at the waiter, don't give us respect.

But only disappointment on the verge of disgust.

20. Sometimes we do know what we're doing.

Even when you really do not want to admit it.

21. We can meekly and long to fulfill all your moods.

But sometimes it's just curiosity — how far can you go with your ego. The results generally follow the conclusions.

22. The world's about three billion women.

And among the beautiful and sexy among them much more than men — intelligent and successful. We remember, when we demand too much and give too little.

23. Not all of us feel the fullness of women's disadvantage.

With age, this question takes us less and less.

24. Each of us values most in women availability.

But if this availability is for him alone. Forgive us for this paradox.

25. If one of us takes a girl to a restaurant, it means nothing. Similarly, nothing smiles, jokes and other flirtation. We still look to you as you are to us.

26. We also sometimes have sex with you when you do not really want.

Just so as not to offend. If you decide to go with us to bed only when you feel like it, we can do the same. And sex will be very good, but everyone has their.

27. We are not blind and notice your unshaven legs, halitosis, acne and not the hair roots.

Sometimes we just do not care, if we really you are passionate about. published 

 

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