What every man in the world I would like to say to a woman



That's how nature: the majority of men do not really like to talk about feelings. Maybe they are dreaming to have a heart, but it somehow ... not before, in general. < Website published a collection of "thinking out loud" about which we would like to see you girls know. Let us, finally, without false modesty ..

We will never move away from the women with whom we well And even from those with whom they had once been good -. Not immediately . < We understand in women less than half would like to. , but twice as much as you think. < Most of us know how to wash. As well as ironing, dusting, and even cook yourself something acceptable. Therefore, women's help around the house so we do not need to suffer for the sake of selfish ambition and contempt. < We're not afraid of strong women. They are just a little bit like us, just as you do not like weak men. Both of these facial features - flawed, so easy to agree: a pair of strong women and weak men - it is not uncommon, but rather classic. < If a man seems to be a lack of initiative mattress, maybe he just does not want you. Yes, and this also happens! We are able to inflate like a peacock's tail and hibernate - depending on the situation. < other Reflections on the fate of the world and the vanity of things should alert you. They may be a symptom of prostatitis! < Girl screaming at the waiter, does not cause us to respect. A disappointment on the faces of disgust. < Sometimes, we do know what we are doing. Even if you really do not want to admit it. < We can uncomplainingly and long to fulfill all your whims But sometimes it's just a curiosity -. How far you can go to their selfishness. According to the results usually follow draw conclusions. < There are approximately three billion women And among beautiful and sexy of them a lot more than men -. Smart and successful. We are reminded of this when we are required too much and give too little. < Not all of us feel the fullness of women's disadvantage. With age, this question takes us less and less. < Each of us values ​​most in the availability of women , but only if this availability -. One for him. Forgive us for this paradox. < If one of us is a Woman in a restaurant, it does not mean anything. In the same way does not mean smiles, jokes and other flirtation. We just eyeing you as you are to us. < We also occasionally do you have sex when you do not really want to. Just so as not to offend. If you decide to go to bed with us to bed only when you see fit, we can do the same. And laughter would be very good, but each - his own. < We're not blind and notice your unshaven legs, bad breath, acne, and NOT, hair roots. We just happen to do not care if we are passionate about you. < We can change, simply succumbing to instinct. And if you hide it from yourself and others, then you really do not want to lose. < We're not just jealous of those who do not like Although the zeal itself -. Not a sign of love. < Unavailability of us get excited, but not for long. Only an idiot would kill time and effort on a losing project. < We do not want to know how you were having sex with the former. and jealousy has nothing to do with it. We just have a good imagination, and from that moment we will be in bed three. Not all men is exciting. < Generally speaking, we are not very important how you dress. You do not do it for us, and for each other. Women have their own hierarchy of Salfit, beta and gamma females and chic appearance - the way deklaratsiisvoego place in the hierarchy. . < Beauty is not tantamount to sexuality for us Few of the recognized beauties are not asked to empty suddenly the bedroom question - that of the husband found a gray mouse from a nearby vocational school? < Type shaven female pubis not all men happy. You will immediately become like little girls, and children do not cause most of us in the sexual frenzy. However jungle with curling ringlets, most of us do not excite - manicured lawn is best. < When you shift the responsibility to us for all we understand that it is convenient. , but please do not then accuse us of tyranny, still no one will believe you! < In fact, we rather go without sex for a long time. Because, the less they do, the less you want. And if one of us declares a complete inability to do without women - this is more a tribute to public opinion. < We believe you. In particular, when you are too hard to swear. < If a girl knows six languages ​​and plays the piano, that's fine. It can include all this in your resume, and some of us would hire her as a translator, animator. And in common life we ​​value a cheerful disposition and love to perform oral sex. < We're not afraid of the march by Mendelssohn. We just do not always want to associate with the life of this particular woman, even if she has a great ass and docile nature. After all, between love and disgust there is widespread sympathy for field attachment and temporary enthusiasm. You did differently? ..



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