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Odessans know how to love yourself
Residents of Odessa better than many know that the love of self - a novel for life. A healthy self-irony does not allow to turn into a wonderful sense of selfishness.
< Website I believe that the citizens of Odessa can learn exactly the right attitude to itself and the world.
< Website I believe that the citizens of Odessa can learn exactly the right attitude to itself and the world.
- - Hi, Izzy, how are you?
- Hey, Abram, me still left Celia ...
- Buy the same ... and drown his sorrows!
- Do not viydet.
- A sho so no money?
- Money is still there, there is no grief ... - Odessa. Obyavlenie nA dveri salona krasoty "of He pytaytes poznakomitsya with vyhodyaschey from nas krasotuley. Mozhet-taki happen, it vasha babushka! »
- Odessa soul in 90-60-90 will not fit!
- - Fima, turn on the news: there is someone worse than us ?
- - Izzy, answer the question: "What is superfluous in a series of words: carrots, potatoes, onions and Lexus?».
- Certainly, carrots, potatoes and onions! - - Why are you for not following a?
- I myself did nothing suspect! - - Sema, wi see what's going on! Just no words! Gasoline went up again!
- Listen, Monya, but you cares about this petrol when you have no car, and no?
- But I have a lighter! - - Monya, dear, we have to go with her mother for two weeks ...
- All right!
- And you did not even want to ask where and why?
- Happiness does not ask where it had fallen.
- - little Sophie, you are beautiful, like this bunch!
- Maybe I'm as beautiful as the diamond necklace?
- No, this bouquet! - - Monya, how are you?
- Sam, that I live in abundance. I'm already sick of all. - When Sarah said: "Izzy, you're the best," he understood Shaw somewhere was a competition ...
- The old Jew says to his wife: < br />
- Sarah, you know, if any of us will die, I will most likely leave for Israel ... - - Monechka, I was told that my legs curves.
- Do not worry, little Sophie, you are not curves, and beautifully curved.
- - Rose, I did not understand why Sam keeps asking how I have on the personal front?
- That sho there to understand? At best wishes ... - - I told you that you have a very beautiful money?
- - Sofochka how many men did you have?
- His? - - Semotchka, sweetheart! You lost weight after marriage and haggard, she sho do not feed you ?!
- Mom, well sho vie talking about, the wedding was just yesterday ... - Odessa My grandmother knows the answer to the question "How to stop loving a man?»:
- Oi vey! .. Taki piece of cake. Put his voice on the Service.
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- - Rose, I did not understand why Sam keeps asking how I have on the personal front?
- - little Sophie, you are beautiful, like this bunch!
- - Izzy, answer the question: "What is superfluous in a series of words: carrots, potatoes, onions and Lexus?».
Vkusnyuschy poppy seed cheesecake, which I prepare myself tomorrow
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