Odessans know how to love yourself

Residents of Odessa better than many know that the love of self - a novel for life. A healthy self-irony does not allow to turn into a wonderful sense of selfishness.

< Website I believe that the citizens of Odessa can learn exactly the right attitude to itself and the world.

  • - Hi, Izzy, how are you?

    - Hey, Abram, me still left Celia ...

    - Buy the same ... and drown his sorrows!

    - Do not viydet.

    - A sho so no money?

    - Money is still there, there is no grief ...
  • Odessa. Obyavlenie nA dveri salona krasoty "of He pytaytes poznakomitsya with vyhodyaschey from nas krasotuley. Mozhet-taki happen, it vasha babushka! »
  • Odessa soul in 90-60-90 will not fit!
  • - Fima, turn on the news: there is someone worse than us ?

    • - Izzy, answer the question: "What is superfluous in a series of words: carrots, potatoes, onions and Lexus?».

      - Certainly, carrots, potatoes and onions!
    • - Why are you for not following a?

      - I myself did nothing suspect!
    • - Sema, wi see what's going on! Just no words! Gasoline went up again!

      - Listen, Monya, but you cares about this petrol when you have no car, and no?

      - But I have a lighter!
    • - Monya, dear, we have to go with her mother for two weeks ...

      - All right!

      - And you did not even want to ask where and why?

      - Happiness does not ask where it had fallen.

      • - little Sophie, you are beautiful, like this bunch!

        - Maybe I'm as beautiful as the diamond necklace?

        - No, this bouquet!
      • - Monya, how are you?

        - Sam, that I live in abundance. I'm already sick of all.
      • When Sarah said: "Izzy, you're the best," he understood Shaw somewhere was a competition ...
      • The old Jew says to his wife: < br />
        - Sarah, you know, if any of us will die, I will most likely leave for Israel ...
      • - Monechka, I was told that my legs curves.

        - Do not worry, little Sophie, you are not curves, and beautifully curved.

        • - Rose, I did not understand why Sam keeps asking how I have on the personal front?

          - That sho there to understand? At best wishes ...
        • - I told you that you have a very beautiful money?
        • - Sofochka how many men did you have?

          - His?
        • - Semotchka, sweetheart! You lost weight after marriage and haggard, she sho do not feed you ?!

          - Mom, well sho vie talking about, the wedding was just yesterday ...
        • Odessa My grandmother knows the answer to the question "How to stop loving a man?»:

          - Oi vey! .. Taki piece of cake. Put his voice on the Service.

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