411
50 reasons to love, appreciate and respect women
This list is a man!)
1. The first time with them and learn a lot funny.
2. They smell better. Much better. In all senses.
3. Many of them are normal these boobs.
4. Often, they also show tits!
5. Boobs, boobs ... Aah still have legs!
6. They eat less. This is advantageous.
7. They get drunk faster. This is doubly beneficial.
8. They are not likely to drink your beer on the quiet night.
9. The second and third refrigerated roach also generally safe. They eat little.
10. When they paint the nails, somehow pretty helpless.
11. They can give birth to children. And the children fun.
12. They can educate their children up to 3 years. Therefore, children live up to three years.
13. Thanks to her, you came home with a hairdryer and a lot of useful things.
14. Coat cheaper machines. Yes, it's a big plus for women!
15. Yes, the car they do not necessarily need an expensive!
16. They motivate us to different achievements. Hmm, yes, it's still a good.
17. They really do not understand what you can do every week in the sauna.
18. Well, Th there to walk in circles, frankly - many generally pretty.
19. They are almost always ready for sex. The older - the more.
20. They may be nice to explain some garbage that you do in a dream drunk.
21. They can tell something new about cars!
22. By the way, they rarely smoke and debris in the car.
23. They maintain some order. Without women the great problems of the Second Sock accurately brought to all of us to the grave.
24. They can write silly sms-ku and get excited response.
25. They remember birthdays mutual friends and children.
26. And a postcard can something sensible to write.
27. Often, they also know how to cook. And most importantly know how to cook often.
28. One of them crucify you buy a cool new coat.
29. They can choose a normal tie.
30. And many (but not all) can still tie it on a normal!
31. Women are conducted in different garbage. It's fun.
32. Through one of them, you've been in the theater.
33. And felar ... filaria ... Philharmonic also visited.
34. A pile of ironing is not a woman, not only sadness, but also a desire to stroke.
35. It is unlikely that after reading you will know that it hated you a fan of the football team.
36. She always has a set of bubbles, some can certainly be washed.
37. They can be charged very dull and tedious work. As well as responsible and diligent. And urgent, too. They are just finish it all.
38. On Friday and Saturday night they can change seats behind the wheel on the road from the restaurant.
39. They have fun girlfriend. And girlfriends have (well, in general, see p. 3-5).
40. You always have all chances to win in a fair fight a woman.
41. It is determined that you're drunk before have time to get behind the wheel.
42. They do not make you jealous of porno magazines because she did not buy.
43. If she is offended, do not you will call with all the dope on the forehead. And then there is this fool you laugh!
44. They do not have to fill in the scrap bed! Every day !!!
45. They know what tablet to buy, to cure various diseases.
46. They are not afraid to call a doctor, and even go to him.
47. Since they live longer, I'm sure that will be buried without the mess.
48. If you have done something that they are angry, but then for some reason, still forgive.
49. They love to make up different lists. One even helped to finish this list, as I have already dried up.
50. Without them, humanity would already screwed into the primeval chaos.
1. The first time with them and learn a lot funny.
2. They smell better. Much better. In all senses.
3. Many of them are normal these boobs.
4. Often, they also show tits!
5. Boobs, boobs ... Aah still have legs!
6. They eat less. This is advantageous.
7. They get drunk faster. This is doubly beneficial.
8. They are not likely to drink your beer on the quiet night.
9. The second and third refrigerated roach also generally safe. They eat little.
10. When they paint the nails, somehow pretty helpless.
11. They can give birth to children. And the children fun.
12. They can educate their children up to 3 years. Therefore, children live up to three years.
13. Thanks to her, you came home with a hairdryer and a lot of useful things.
14. Coat cheaper machines. Yes, it's a big plus for women!
15. Yes, the car they do not necessarily need an expensive!
16. They motivate us to different achievements. Hmm, yes, it's still a good.
17. They really do not understand what you can do every week in the sauna.
18. Well, Th there to walk in circles, frankly - many generally pretty.
19. They are almost always ready for sex. The older - the more.
20. They may be nice to explain some garbage that you do in a dream drunk.
21. They can tell something new about cars!
22. By the way, they rarely smoke and debris in the car.
23. They maintain some order. Without women the great problems of the Second Sock accurately brought to all of us to the grave.
24. They can write silly sms-ku and get excited response.
25. They remember birthdays mutual friends and children.
26. And a postcard can something sensible to write.
27. Often, they also know how to cook. And most importantly know how to cook often.
28. One of them crucify you buy a cool new coat.
29. They can choose a normal tie.
30. And many (but not all) can still tie it on a normal!
31. Women are conducted in different garbage. It's fun.
32. Through one of them, you've been in the theater.
33. And felar ... filaria ... Philharmonic also visited.
34. A pile of ironing is not a woman, not only sadness, but also a desire to stroke.
35. It is unlikely that after reading you will know that it hated you a fan of the football team.
36. She always has a set of bubbles, some can certainly be washed.
37. They can be charged very dull and tedious work. As well as responsible and diligent. And urgent, too. They are just finish it all.
38. On Friday and Saturday night they can change seats behind the wheel on the road from the restaurant.
39. They have fun girlfriend. And girlfriends have (well, in general, see p. 3-5).
40. You always have all chances to win in a fair fight a woman.
41. It is determined that you're drunk before have time to get behind the wheel.
42. They do not make you jealous of porno magazines because she did not buy.
43. If she is offended, do not you will call with all the dope on the forehead. And then there is this fool you laugh!
44. They do not have to fill in the scrap bed! Every day !!!
45. They know what tablet to buy, to cure various diseases.
46. They are not afraid to call a doctor, and even go to him.
47. Since they live longer, I'm sure that will be buried without the mess.
48. If you have done something that they are angry, but then for some reason, still forgive.
49. They love to make up different lists. One even helped to finish this list, as I have already dried up.
50. Without them, humanity would already screwed into the primeval chaos.
