When a man can afford to crap Bashny.Net

I decided we have to work one man, named Vaysera make a gas burner, which pig Smal, but not simple. To speed up the process and increase convenience and efficiency smaleniya pig, he has developed a unique design and still have not seen. Namely, six nozzles, connecting one pipe, a special handle for easy hold at work, needle burning power control and artful direction adjustment mechanism nozzles. In general, he drew on the leaf as it should, with the dimensions, and brought the matter to the welder. Agreement for a "bubble", Vaysera began to look forward to the implementation of the order, several times a day having to weld and counseling. Rumors about the creation of a "miracle smalilki" could not fly around the factory, and now, after a week of hard work, to the court brought the miracle of the human machine.

Place the welded section we quiet, we have welded gas cylinder, gas cutting. We decided to carry out tests at a dinner when the boss to dinner. All who wish to take a look quickly pohavat and laid on a welded portion. Onlookers were about 10-15. Pulled out a miracle plant in the light of day, everyone gasped (with mat), and began to let the stinging jokes against Vaysery, welded, and the apparatus itself. By connecting the cylinder to smalilke, two volunteers have volunteered to hold her so little that does not burn. Weiser also solemnly took out a box of matches went to the torch, lit one and weld commanded: "Let the gas." As soon as he heard in response to "Attention to give gas" and Vaysera held the match to the burner ...

And it should be noted that even in the morning Weisser terrible diarrhea picked up, and now he would like fastened to Something Wicked and barely restrained, as the impetus already very much running out. And here, nothing bad waiting, he brings the match to the world's most powerful gas burner for osmalivaniya pig large size and in the same moment is heard horrifying ... broads !!! All onlookers fell on zmelyu. Weisser crap ... Powerful diarrhea jumped from the bottom of the trousers, shoes and hit the floor. One of those two that were holding the torch, pissed. The second fell unconscious, then he took away speech and he stammered a few more hours. What was the reason for this "broads" you ask? And it's simple. A Dolby * B with a huge wrench hiding behind a crowd of onlookers, right next to some empty railroad tank enormous size, and as soon as the poor man Vaysera held the match, y * Ball with all the dope on the tank. I myself almost died from this turn of events, but then whinnying almost died looking at adjudged to surprise onlookers on crap and piss kulibinyh.
So crap can any man, would be an appropriate situation.

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