Man and woman Bashny.Net

Female Internet: a woman, to which the hard to reach.

Woman server: always busy when you need her.

Woman-windows: all men are well aware that it can not do anything right, but still can not live without her.

Woman-Excel: she argues that much can, but you need from her is just sex and a hot dinner.

Woman-DOS: a woman was in the life of every man, and the more you do not want it.

Woman virus (also known as the "wife"): it comes when it is least expected, unpack and then takes all the available space. If you are trying
get rid of it, you have something to lose. If you are not trying to - lose everything.

Woman screensaver: it can not do anything. But she is so funny!

Woman-RAM: if you break it - it immediately forgets about you.

Woman-Winchester: she always remembered.

Woman Multimedia: it smacks beautiful nonsense.

Woman-user: it breaks everything what touches, and her excessive requests.

Woman-CD-ROM: each time it faster and faster!

Woman-email: ten phrases it every eighth - complete nonsense.

Man-Online: in the rubble of unknown and unnecessary items impossible to find a simple screwdriver.

Man server: Not able to maintain a long and reliable connection.

Man-windows: at the crucial moment to hang obscure explanation.

Man-Excel:

Man-DOS: enough to know a few commands to drive it in all directions.

Man-virus: usually rubbed into the trust with an innocent face, if you allow it to unpack in his suitcases immediately begins to wander to all your friends and acquaintances.

Man screensaver: depicts the facade of the family, when the mistress was not at home

Man-RAM: noggin packed with nonsense and you never know what will take off from there.

Man-Winchester: in itself is not bad, but one never have enough, we have to start further.

Man Multimedia: sure the brightness and volume synonymous with beauty.

Man-User: copper kettle considers himself an electric samovar.

Man-CD-ROM: he leaves ...
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Man-email: always comes in the most idiotic encoding.