14 reason to rejoice that we - WOMEN

1. Women and children first save of the extreme situation.
2. These charges are not included inviting a guy on a date. But if we do that, we will consider self-sufficient.
3. We are not in danger of pinch myself something buttoned zipper on his trousers.
4. According to statistics, in the prisons contained 3 times more men than women. This means that we are too good to commit a crime, or cunning enough not to be caught.
5. Our honor will not be wounded if we can not hang a bookshelf or picture.
6. We know how to be happy on a cup of hot cappuccino or a new crimson lip gloss, a chocolate bar and "Sex and the City" on DVD may well fix the worst day.
7. Women live on average 5 years longer than men.
8. We, fortunately, do not have to shave every day.
9. We are able to portray an orgasm, and it can look even better than the present.
10. We can plenty of hugging, my clothes, and even sleep in the same bed, or to live with friends. And for that, no one will call some offensive word.
11. We know how to reduce stress in an ordinary bath foam home, and men need a crate of beer.
12. We do not feel inferior, if our man earns more than we do.
13. We can easily talk to the man, while fantasizing what it is in bed, and in no way pretend to be.
14. We chat with Mom 2:00 on the phone and no one says scornfully that we are "mama's daughter"