It has been everywhere, and there will be :)

A friend of mine and his friend were once in the subway.
And in front of them was a girl in a short skirt.
So, how on earth could it be that just before she dropped the turnstile card on the subway, and bent down to pick up.
 A friend of mine at this time distracted by a hole in the wall of the station and said the following (please note that his friend is something just was not distracted by the girls: =)):
 see, wow hole!
 Replica buddy Where ??
The reaction of the girls was not zamedlitelnoy, she jumped up and rushed forward through the turnstile at the station)))

The director hires a cleaner.
Director:
 - Tell me, what is the letter M and two toe on the door?
 Cleaner:
 - Toilet men, two-point.
 Director:
 - And if the letter M and two noughts?
 Cleaner:
 - It is, accordingly, two-point female toilet.
 Allow me, Mr. Director, also ask you a question: what is two toe and the letter H?
 Director:
 - I do not know.
 Cleaner:
 - It is the United Nations. C # is something you are familiar ...