Signs that you are a married woman

1) Before you like to get married, but now is not.
 2) You do not just protect yourself and family planning.
 3) You give flowers twice a year: March 8, and the morning after the meeting.
 4) You do not hire wash floors and socks to wash.
 5) You are able to determine the degree of intoxication on the clock. Or rattle the key in the keyhole.
 6) Your children adopted from his stupidity and laziness, and you punctuality, diligence and humility.
 7) You are, in principle, do not stutter, but sometimes repeating word a hundred times.
 8) In this life, you often do not have enough evil.
 9) Do you sometimes, but not often and not for long, thinking that would be nice to lose weight.
 10) Oh! You have escaped milk.
 11) Your hands were longer than five - eight centimeters.
 12) You hunted follow fashion.