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All women want one, some two or more.

Masturbator, remember: every night with a woman - it is a betrayal of yourself!

From the diary of a masochist.
 "Last night went to the company of young people and called them Dacians # m. She was beaten for a long time! The balls !!! Here is a thrill !!! »

There is a bull on the field and find the glove.
 -Koroovaaa !!! You lost a bra!

Yesterday you bought a guinea pig. It's a little swim in the aquarium, and then lay down on the bed and fell asleep. What do I feed her when she wakes up?