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Several anecdotes
Blonde in studio in front of the lens.
Naked, legs behind her head, in all places of the vibrator.
- Tell me, are you sure that your passport is needed just such a perspective?
Looking through the newspaper a man finds an ad that says: "The new Porsche for $ 500!".
Naturally, being a realistic man decided to sell the Porsche for $ 500. This is at least strange, and very similar to the rally, however, decided that it is necessary to know more about it.
And he came to the lady who put the announcement of the sale and she followed him to the garage, where there was almost a brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" - Exclaimed the man. "Can I have a ride on it?»
"Of course," - said the lady.
The man expected that problems will show up during the trip, but the car was in perfect condition.
Returning to the house mistress, he asked her, "Why did you sell me this magnificent Porsche for only $ 500?»
The woman replied, smiling, "My husband ran off with his secretary, told me:" I left myself a house and all the furniture, and my Porsche sold and the money came to me. »
Crocodile Gena comes to the pet store:
-Please Two packs "Chappy" bank "Kitiket" food for parrots, hamsters and tortoises, dried bloodworms ...
The seller packs the goods and wonders:
How many animals do you have?
-Just One. I'm just trying to understand it.
Cheburashka Gena:
- And let me take a suitcase, and you take me?
- Come on, my little pervert!
- Mom! We have a new computer ???
- Yes, son.
- Mom! And what is this creature with red eyes sits at the computer screen?
- This is my son, our dad connected to the Internet ...
- Vasya home?
- No, no ... More Wasi He left our world.
- Is he dead ?!
- No, it was connected to the Internet ...
Threw old network in the blue sea, pulls back, pulls ...
And to him and say: "The network is not available!"
Naked, legs behind her head, in all places of the vibrator.
- Tell me, are you sure that your passport is needed just such a perspective?
Looking through the newspaper a man finds an ad that says: "The new Porsche for $ 500!".
Naturally, being a realistic man decided to sell the Porsche for $ 500. This is at least strange, and very similar to the rally, however, decided that it is necessary to know more about it.
And he came to the lady who put the announcement of the sale and she followed him to the garage, where there was almost a brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" - Exclaimed the man. "Can I have a ride on it?»
"Of course," - said the lady.
The man expected that problems will show up during the trip, but the car was in perfect condition.
Returning to the house mistress, he asked her, "Why did you sell me this magnificent Porsche for only $ 500?»
The woman replied, smiling, "My husband ran off with his secretary, told me:" I left myself a house and all the furniture, and my Porsche sold and the money came to me. »
Crocodile Gena comes to the pet store:
-Please Two packs "Chappy" bank "Kitiket" food for parrots, hamsters and tortoises, dried bloodworms ...
The seller packs the goods and wonders:
How many animals do you have?
-Just One. I'm just trying to understand it.
Cheburashka Gena:
- And let me take a suitcase, and you take me?
- Come on, my little pervert!
- Mom! We have a new computer ???
- Yes, son.
- Mom! And what is this creature with red eyes sits at the computer screen?
- This is my son, our dad connected to the Internet ...
- Vasya home?
- No, no ... More Wasi He left our world.
- Is he dead ?!
- No, it was connected to the Internet ...
Threw old network in the blue sea, pulls back, pulls ...
And to him and say: "The network is not available!"
