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15 great fresh anecdotes about our lives
Site has collected a collection of anecdotes and humorous observations about life and a variety of tricks that she occasionally throws. Only when the damn flies down, it becomes clear why the most terrible weapon called Russian "Topol M»!
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In "All for 50 rubles" caviar sold by the piece.
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This man should wake up with the thought: "Oh my God, my wife, nothing to wear!»
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Former partisan fired from the toy store because she refused to talk to customers, where tanks.
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Judging by the fact that Dostoevsky children learn in school, and adults do not read about it, it can be called a great Russian children's writer.
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- Your relationship to the defendant
? - Followers
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Electronic thermometers are those who are trying to quit to measure the temperature.
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- You
moth? -. Yes
- Local
-. Yeah, mulberry
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Cheap wine cope with stress better than expensive, because you're not worried about the money spent.
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I want to learn German to talk to him, when angry.
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- Young man, do not want to meet interesting girl
? - Fuck you
! - Who taught you to talk with the girls so
? -. The wife
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- How quickly time flies! Sergei married! And it seems like just yesterday ran naked all the time screaming and could not pronounce the word "fish»!
- Well, in principle, the way it was yesterday at the bachelor party ...
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Predicting the weather forecasters greatly helps the word
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I would like to give you all the diamonds of the world, but spent money on cheburek.
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