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Top Ten fresh anecdotes
What could be better in the middle of the day than a dozen hot fresh anecdotes? Site says: nothing! A lesson of the Russian language teacher refers to the Georgian:
- Say "bread»
. -. Hleb
-. Softer
- Hlep
! - More softer
! - Bulichka
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Wife comes home drunk with a corporate party.
The husband of the room:
- Honey, what have you fallen
? - My coat ...
- And why with such a clatter
? - Because your sweetheart to get out of it did not have time
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The first child in the family - all wash, iron, boil !!!
The second child in the family - wash, sometimes quiet, looking not to eat from a bowl cat
! The third child in the family - if a child ate a bowl of cat, the cat is a problem ...
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- Mom, we have in the garden there's a girl, I like it. When was the quiet hour, I wanted to kiss her, but she was lying far away, so I spat in it.
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Goes boy riding a bicycle past the mother:
- Mom, look, I ride with no hands !!!
He turned the corner, a second back:
- Mom, look, I'm going without teeth ...
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The main rule of mathematics, if solved easily, you decide it means wrong
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Front. Under the command "Attack, uraaaaa!" All we rushed forward, one Rabinovich backtracking. Zampolit him:
- Where are you going, I shoot
! Rabinovich:
- Shaw vie cry, I did take the acceleration
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School teacher tells a colleague: - No, work became impossible. The teacher is afraid of the director. Director - inspector. Inspector - inspectors from the ministry. Minister - parents. Parents are afraid of children. Only the children are not afraid of anyone ...
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Porridge in mind sometimes you have to stir to avoid burns.
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Detained in the evening in the bar, and his wife does not call, do not make trouble. I started to worry, if anything had happened ...
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